sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
Claire Keane

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NASA
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
dirt enthusiast
styofa doing anything
KIROKAZE
todays bird

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Cosmic Funnies
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hello vonnie
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

@theartofmadeline
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
cherry valley forever

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@enthusiast132
sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED
You wake up one morning to find an invitation On your door to a “Halloween Block Party.” Filled with both an address as well as directions Right from your house, you’re intrigued. On the day of, along with a few curious friends, you find that the address Doesn’t come up on your gps, so Instead you follow the guide. Taking you out of town, and through desolate roads, you suddenly find yourselves in a packed, suburban neighborhood filled with heavy amounts of decorations and food. At the entrance, a zombie worker hands you two pieces of candy and a lavender sheet of paper. on it, a list of rules…
Mr. Urcagary’s Fun Time Spooky Halloween Takeover
Welcome to our Halloween Takeover!
We hope you found your way here without problem or fault. We ask that you please carefully read the following rules to make sure your experience is unforgettable.
1 - You’re welcome to enjoy all the delicacies provided for your tasting and satisfaction! However, please only eat from your designated section. Humans in one group, Yakuans in another, Wanuy as well, etc. Do not eat from other groups. Do not attempt to take any food out of the outlined vicinity.
2 – Do not blow out any lanterns or flames before midnight.
3 - That which is lost in the mist, will not be found again. Keep each other close if you chose to walk through it.
4 - Wear a costume. If you didn’t bring one, a stand will be at the front with a variety to chose from.
5 - Do not mock, or purposely harm anyone, in anyway throughout the night.
6 - You have been given two pieces of candy at the entrance. You are to eat one before you come in, and one after you leave. We highly suggest you to do this without hesitation.
7 - If you encounter an alpaca in a costume, fret not. This is Abbie, and she likes green apples. If you happen to have one, please give it to her. It might bring you good fortune.
8 - Enjoy any of the 22 haunted houses we have to offer! (More converted by the year) However, unless you’re truly trying to face your fears head on, we suggest avoiding ▇▇▇‘s house. This will be the one with the black and purple theme. Their gift shop is off limits to those without the proper experience.
9 - The Forgotten are not to be perturbed during the parade. Avoid any and all interactions with them, but please enjoy the parade either way!
10 - At 11:23 PM, everyone is to hug the person closest to them for 68 seconds, whisper two lies, a truth and one secret, and then wish them a Happy Halloween.
11 - Have fun. They’re watching.
From all of us here, we hope you have a fantastic spooktacular time!
As always, Remember to leave a review on your way out, and hope to see you next year!
Every year, the richest person in the country is declared the, "Winner of Capitalism". They get a special badge, and then all their money and assets are donated to charity so they have to start back up at $0.
“Do you ever just want someone to come over and lay on the floor with you for a while.”
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Writing Websites
1. a website with a list of superpowers and what they are
2. a website that generates random au ideas
3. a website that generates names, basic info and futures in a bunch of languages
4. a website that checks your grammar
5. website that lists types of execution in the states
6. a website with info on death certificates
7. a website with info on the four manners of death
8. a website with info on the black plague
9. website with information on depression
10. a website with info on the four types of suicide
11. website that lists famous quotes
12. website with different kinds of quotes
13. a website with info on food in every country
14. a website with a list of different colors
15. website with a list of medieval jobs
16. website with a list of fabrics
17. website with a list of flowers and pictures
18. website with a list of flowers and no pictures
19. website with a list of poisonous plants
20. website with a list of poisonous and non-poisonous plants
21. website with a list of things not to feed your animals
22. website with a list of poisons that can be used to kill people
23. website with info on the international date line
24. website with a list of food allergies
25. website with a list of climates
26. website with info on allergic reactions
27. website with info on fahrenheit and celsius
28. website with info on color blindness
29. website with a list of medical equipment
30. website with a list of bugs
31. website with an alphabetic list of bugs and their scientific name
32. website with a list of eye colors
33. website (wikipedia sorry) with list of drinks
34. website with a list of religions
35. website with a list of different types of doctors and what they do
36. website (wikipedia again sorry) with a list of hair colors
37. website that generates fantasy names
38. website with a list of body language
39. website with a list of disabilities
40. website with an alphabetic list of disabilities
REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER
Reblogging bc i need this but have to study
to my fellow writers!!
In case anyone is wondering; my current hyperfixation is the Hannibal TV Show.
I will now open the comment section to a Q&A
endearments 💘
[ID: Image 1 has two drawings of Peter Nureyev and Juno Steel. In the first, Nureyev is hugging Juno and saying several endearments in many small speech bubbles, such as, “love, my other half, dear detective, my heart, my dear!” In the second, Juno is cupping Nureyev’s face and simply saying, “Nureyev.” Image 2 has two drawings of Vespa Ilkay and Buddy Aurinko. In the first, Buddy is kissing Vespa’s hand and saying endearments, again in speech bubbles: “dear, my Vespa, dearest one, my love, sweetheart, my darling, my wife.” In the second, Vespa is kissing Buddy’s forehead and saying, “Bud.” /End ID.]
Get yourself a girl that can do both
The director of The Edge Of Sleep talking to the cast and crew: You guys should hang out with Mark. I’m sure he’s not that bad.
Mark:
picrew chain
picrew chain
PICREW CHAIN
demon Lee and confused Lee. i did 2 bc i can’t help myself
no pressure tags:
@princessleiaqueen @pleasepleasedontbotherme @moreofthatdrowse @george-actual-harrison @harrisonsbiscuit @mrswinstonmccartney @shadowgrows @twospiritsdancing
I’m the angriest bitch at this carnival.
@mccartneyvinyl @celeste-fitzgerald @snookeroo @ah-yes-paris @run-down-that-dream
I’m a dirty bastard ;-;
@rufusrant @mithranqueer @collgeruledzebra @hobbitmajora
*causes your blood to freeze, boil, and sublimate simultaneously*
tagging (no pressure): @ghosttown-mp3 @solareidolon @curiousserpent @batvillainz
*pulls you into an open grave*
no pressure: @dream-to-be-frog @rabid-catboy @hopefullyababe @jammydodger666 (@marutsvke i know you haven’t finished tma but feel free to do this if you want) and anyone else
glitchy eye man, what crimes will he commit
i can’t think of any mutuals who have finished tma so i’ll just tag @uncorporeal-and-unamused and @cringecore-sweetheart
Oh, what a vile little creature.
@sundrianpaladin
I went ham lmao
Made a sibling trio of the dark/hunt the slaughter and the web
Stolen from my actual ocs, but oh well
And the first one, which is chaotic as hell
@enthusiast132
Oop sorry I was procrastinating the shit out of this.
Not the making it part, just the posting it part.
“it’s just a parking lot”
exactly. there’s nothing there. not a statue. not a plaque. nothing.
[drives over hitler’s death site]
Bloody amazing.
And you know what’s right next to it?
That’s right, the Denkmal für die ermordeten Juden, which translates to the Memorial for the murdered jews.
So if you wanna go have a look at the monument commemorating the victims of Hitler’s regime, you can park your car right on the spot he died and walk there.
Makes ya think, doesn’t it?
Germany: *has a literal parking lot over Hitler’s death site and has the memorial for the murdered Jews right next to it*
America: *has statues and museums dedicated to people who believed slavery was so amazing and good they decided to make their own country and murder anyone who disagreed*
Women, the streets near the car park are named after:
Gertrud Kolmar - German Jewish poet murdered in Auschwitz
Hannah Arendt - famous German Jewish philosopher and author, her works on totalitarianism, authority and the nature of power, who fled Nazi Germany in 1933
Cora Berliner - German Jewish economist and social scientist murdered in Trostinets extermination camp
reblog this forever
It’s funny too cause people argue that you “can’t erase history” and that’s true. You can, however; choose how you commemorate it.
will’s like “it’s not very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living” and jack’s like “you know what else isn’t very smart? you were there with him and you let those words come out of his mouth” and hannibal’s like “yes and you know what i was a little aroused by it as well”
is it just me or do warning signs feel more like a challenge sometimes
'do not eat' 'no entry' 'don't touch' well i wasn't even thinking of it but now i kind of want to
yes i do have a 'complicated' relationship with my parents thanks for asking
Ray: Sorry I'm late guys, I was busy... doing things
Mike: rushes in hE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
Ray: Pushed is such a strong word, I prefer to call it... giving you a little nudge.
Mike: OH ILL GIVE YOU A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR AS-
Ray: HEY! WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF ALEX