SENTENCE MEME ⟶ SCRUBS / 2.01 –– 2.04
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“Call it wishful thinking, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that this was nothing more than a very, very bad dream.”
“Why are you so cranky in the mornings?”
“I can’t remember the last time I was in this foul a mood.”
“Is that supposed to cheer me up?”
“I hate it that everything’s so messed up between all of us.”
“I just wish one of my relationships could be back to normal.”
“I put my underwear in the microwave to dry them and they feel good.”
“I’ve been thinking about all the times you’ve manipulated me and toyed with me, and I can’t help but recall that children’s fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain in the ass that everybody hates.”
“It’s a disturbing children’s book, but it’s one that’s stuck with me.”
“That’s the sound of all the bees in your bonnet.”
“You can’t drop this on me and expect me to make it a priority.”
“I was wrong to talk behind your back, which is a violation of the trust our relationship is based on.”
“It’s gotten awkward with this guy I’m seeing.”
“I planned to avoid him all day, but I needed his help.”
“What kind of man tortures people like this?”
“I think we should sex each other.”
“Our relationship ended so quickly, and now there’s these feelings floating around and I feel like we’ll always regret it if we don’t see if they lead somewhere.”
“He wasn’t yelling at me like he used to because he didn’t care about me anymore.”
“I couldn’t help thinking about the way things used to be.”
“Everyone was just drifting, each one of us acting like the others didn’t exist.”
“I think we should talk about the sexual tension.”
“You’re not in love, you idolize me.”
“You’re mad because I’m scared of losing you?”
“I never took you for granted.”
“I’ve killed for much less than that.”
“I’ll do it again unless you all shut up now.”
“Are you planning on making this worth my while?”
“Sometimes when you do nothing at all, things just have a way of fixing themselves.”
“You were in my dream, and I can’t so for certain but I was having the flesh torn from my bones by a cross-eyed water snake.”
“There’s nothing like the feeling of taking charge of a situation.”
“That was kind of demeaning.”
“I’m gonna politely tell you to blow it out your ass.”
“I make it a rule to never get in bed with people that I have nothing but contempt for.”
“Next time we talk, maybe I could finish a sentence or two.”
“I don’t want to hear your misguided romantic notions.”
“Sex is a sport, like racquetball.”
“It’s impossible to actually lie next to her seeing as she sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.”
“As weird as this place is during the day, it’s even worse at night.”
“It’s disturbing how obsessed you are with your butt.”
“You can do your victory dance or slaughter a goat or whatever it is you do when you’re happy.”
“This is pointless, angry, shallow sex.”
“Why would you go and ruin something like that?”
“I’m real sorry, but that’s not enough for me anymore.”
“I have feelings for you but unlike you I have some balls.”
“I can’t let you back into my life and watch you personally and professional sabotage every single chance you get.”
“What do you want me to do to prove I’m not that guy anymore?”
“Sometimes just making a decision is half the battle.”
“Sometimes we’re our own worst enemy.”
“I need you to quiet the hell down.”
“If I were younger and tipsy, this might be your lucky day.”
“I can’t do your work for you.”
“Leave this instant, this second, this moment.”
“We have a lot in common, like having a hard time digesting dairy.”
“I don’t know why you’re trying to force this.”
“Tomorrow’s gonna be a better day for everyone.”
“You’re stuck on your first impression, that I am some spoiled brat.”
“I don’t always say the right thing.”
“I only have things in common with nice people.”
“Around here, life can be full of surprises.”
“I decided I could have my cake and eat it, too.”
“I could do naughty things to that man.”
“I’ve been self-conscious my whole life and finally got the courage.”
“If you were to change one thing about my appearance, what would it be?”
“If I were to be really honest with myself, I would change everything.”
“Are all women this crazy?”
“How about you help me out and I won’t tell anybody about this?”
“I wanna be like you, but a more successful you.”
“I like to think your life comes down to the choices you’ve made.”
“In the end, you have to trust your decisions.”
“You’ll need a tinfoil hat to hold in all your thoughts.”
“The greatest thing about her is I always know I can count on her to be the bad cop.”
“If you don’t listen to them, you’re gonna have to answer to me.”
“I guess after awhile you just stop being surprised by people.”
“How come I know nothing about your family?”
“I’m not big on sharing my personal life with people.”
“Women are masters of every style of combat.”
“I’m in a mood, so it’s probably in your best interest to make up some lame excuse and leave.”
“I will not be spoken to like that.”
“Now you think I’m the craziest woman here.”
“I can’t believe you think I’ve got a thing for her.”
“You babbled all my crazy to the person I plan on spending the rest of my life with.”
“I told you how hard it is for me to let my guard down.”
“I was hoping that we can use this as an opportunity to repair our relationship.”
“I never meant to insinuate you guys were stupid.”
“Everyone knows you’re a hundred times smarter than the jackasses that run this place.”
“It wouldn’t hurt you to cut ‘em some slack once in awhile.”
“Every time you screwed up with me, I’ve let you off the hook.”
“You can keep trying to connect with me.”
“You’re so damn entertaining.”
“You might be better served if you could stop worrying so much about who does and doesn’t notice you.”
“I think every day is made up of tiny little tests.”
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