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have you ever eaten something and instantly regretted it Art Blog: @abs0entr0

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[frontmansdefender]

[ratkingdad]

This is AI slop, look at the cat trees in the back who's geometry makes no sense. and the fact that the door literally just disappears and the horrible anatomy of the legs.

[neon-voids]

[davidcronenburgers]

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[segamascott]

[grasswrym]

alcohol stopped tasting like fun and started tasting like regret

[grasswrym]

awesoem thanks guys

[khyrrn-v2]

One of those replies is you…

[beansfrombeans]

ah my friend you are not familiar with op's evil shadow clone i see. look carefully at the usernames

[khyrrn-v2]

Tricked by an evil shadow clone. What is the world coming to….

I need a drink…….

[armengoldira]

[spazzbot]

@bovineblogger

[bovineblogger]

i feel like this is a good example of just how SOLID and STRONG cows are !!!!

i see a lot of ppl worrying abt cows being ridden or petted super vigorously, and thats super fair! it can look painful to an outside observer! but cows are actual brick shit houses. these guys almost ran full force into the side of one and she didnt even fall over!

[boyonocerus]

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[dankxsinatra]

[garbage-empress]

Patrick Star fuckes up that one guy from Ace Attourney

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[incogniito]

I see that town in my restless dreams..

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Scholarly Discussion

[paksthestoic]

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now