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ryan - 16 - he/they

[envyhound]

To this post that was in my drafts for 6 years:

"If I can't start T by my 20s, I'm probably just gonna like, kill myself"

You did it! You started T and starting consistently passing within 4 months! Your voice is a lot deeper. You're happier and more confident. While things could be better, you turned out okay.

[bitchvirgo]

u know what's great? im not in highschool anymore

[seatrench]

The “Squidworm” is believed to be a transitional organism from benthic worms to free-swimming pelagic worms.  They are named Squidworms due to their tentacle-like branchiae and palps.

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[bunjywunjy]

[kid-sid]

this has two panels no words and the rawest Tired Energy I have ever put to paper

[otahkoapisiakii]

I went to get some cereal and I saw this picture on the back of the box

I’m not good at Photoshop, but please. Someone who is, please do it. You know exactly what I’m talking about, you see him there, on the end

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[xshuttlesworth]

A classic | he was fuckin it up 😂

[uhohjoe]

So then I found this and it all made sense

[downwithneocolonialism]

[manfuckyopride]

dicks out for cocktober 🍆💦🎃👻

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[yo-its-matt]

Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right

[unbotheredmuse]

[everythingstarstuff]

[turretty-deactivated20250618]

when you forget to message back a friend

[trainthief]

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

[airframeextender]

[vidadepostureo-deactivated20190]

Audio please 🔉

[armedandgayngerous]

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

[unpretty]

there is no higher form of literature than olde-ass europeans trying to explain the skunk

[unpretty]

“The other is a low animal, about the size of a little dog or cat.  I mention it here, not on account of its excellence, but to make of it a symbol of sin.  I have seen three or four of them.  It has black fur, quite beautiful and shining; and has upon its back two perfectly white stripes, which join near the neck and tail, making an oval which adds greatly to their grace.  The tail is bushy and [163] well furnished with hair, like the tail of a Fox; it carries it curled back like that of a Squirrel.  It is more white than black; and, at the first glance, you would say, especially when it walks, that it ought to be called Jupiter’s little dog.  But it is so stinking, and casts so foul an odor, that it is unworthy of being called the dog of Pluto.  No sewer ever smelled so bad.  I would not have believed it if I had not smelled it myself.  Your heart almost fails you when you approach the animal; two have been killed in our court, and several days afterward there was such a dreadful odor throughout our house that we could not endure it.  I believe the sin smelled by sainte Catherine de Sienne must have had the same vile odor.”

– some jesuit missionary in like 1635