´ཀ` Lyla.⋆♱

She her femme loser emo jazz freak •18•

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[isawken]

hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

[skeuo]

i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said "I ate some really good blueberries today" and they replied "I had a fire ass peach today". world peace

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[aubsolutly]

Do you mean you don’t like suicidal jokes?

no I make suicidal jokes sometimes it pisses me off when people are mocking being suicidal or scuicide because I know damn well they’ve never had to experience that

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[l1treally-r4b1d]

clicker training has become such a weirdly popular concept but I still want to see how long it takes a puppy to pick up on commands in a different language for a more authentic feel instead

then its more real too I mean dogs don't understand english they just aim to please until they get it right. so what if I want a boy whining and looking at me with that confused tilted head trying to act right? is that too much to ask

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[femme-4-u]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to have my neck bitten by a super hot girl

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[clubpenguin2005]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[fishing-princess]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[austaylian]

Pussy juice so thick I could choke you to death

[i-am-the-oyster]

[konoko]

mood