Ahoy

Check out ABOUT! I think you can find my FFXIV Blog ... somewhere... around here. Born '94. Likes Pokemon and.. other stuff?

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[martianaviator]

Purgatory

[velvetys]

Senpai you’re looking ugly as hell is there something wrong with you?

[cwunch]

[egberts]

this person's flex on my sister's post has me dead

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

hes 6

im so fucking frightened for my life

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

update: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it wont last” and im fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

[demonius-darkblade]

PREGNANT SEINFELD?

How may I assist you? :3

[pangur-and-grim]

so my mom couldn’t handle my hens coming back to Toronto with me, and has already filled the void

[pangur-and-grim]

one week update:

[cutepilled]

word of the day: “woowoo”

definition:

[sergle]

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

[charlesoberonn]

Say "geology" but with hard g's.

[vaquer0s]

so two trucks by lemon demon has a bpm of 114…

[kaijuno]

Real boot goofin hours

[extramadness]

[dabwax-deactivated20250410]

Make that pussy crinkle

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

whenever you see people on here talking about “ketamine” it’s not real. they ate a temptations cat treat

[juulpromocode]

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

[juulpromocode]

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

[juulpromocode]

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

[theblehthatbloos]

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

[juulpromocode]

hello

[angemons]

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[lixosielseratecherufox]