Photos From Eorzea

Feat. One (1) idiot catboy and his two braincells. B'raht is a menace (loving). Sometimes also his datemates will show up. Have been too busy playing and being a college student to post pictures, though...

[eorzeanshenanigans]

Emet-Selch and Hythlodaes’ relationship is great because they could either be besties or a lovingly bickering couple and it works perfectly either way

[nikyri-art]

I am in love with the whore eyes you draw Guydelot with

Glad you like it~! I am fully aware I exaggerate it, he doesn't have such eyelashes but.. I just think it fits him so I go for it lol

[enriquemzn262]

I really like how many of the world’s most iconic structures and places are just right next to some of the most mundane stuff imaginable, for example

Stonehenge

Is right next to a busy road

The Pyramids of Giza

Are at the outskirts of Cairo

Niagara Falls

Are part of the town of the same name

And Agrippa’s Pantheon

Is crammed inside downtown Rome

It just so interesting to notice.

[spectralarchers]

I lived in Nîmes for three years, and the mundane feeling I got whenever I would walk from my apartment, by the Roman coloseum in the city which was 2000+ years old, and continue with my life because it was just sort of there still surprises me when I think about it.

This post is just that feeling put into words and pictures.

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[theimfamousbitch]

[concernedbrownbread]

ID 1: a meme of a woman looking surprised and the caption reading: the original??? In all caps

ID 2: a pciture of a guy in a taxi looking exaggeratedly like a tourist, with a wide smile and a camera in his hand as he sticks his head out the window.

[gryldfyng-deactivated20260510]

welcome to coerthas, boy

[o3o3emily]

i making a bunch of posters that hangs around the JR building :p

Pick your favorite poster !! mine is “Practice safe sex ,wear a rubber around your banana” Dream von Licht  &  YEET YOUR (unwanted) FETUS AT OUR ORPHANAGES “BYEEEE TIMMIE!!”

its from fanfic tusoud my friend drew is writing :)

[athenasdragon]

professors who have only interacted with other academics for years: “what do you MEAN you don’t know multi-variable calculus yet??”

professors with small kids: “thank you for not putting the lab equipment in your mouths when I turn my back”

[athenasdragon]

Bringing this back to share that one time I slept through part of a zoom meeting with my PhD advisor (who has a toddler) and he told me it was fine, that just meant I was a good sleeper

[eilooxara]

Professors who work with graduate students: if you finish the multivariate calculus work this week you can put one (1) piece of lab equipment in your mouth

[that-lesbian-writer-deactivated]

Once had a professor whose previous career was giving educational zoo tours to children, so he’d say stuff like, “now let’s meet our friend, acidic keratin!”

[gomi-chandesu]

in high school I was in the child development class where we ran the preschool. Class ended and I moved onto the next class, an art class. Sit down next to my friend who was working on a serious piece and casually asked for my thoughts on it, looking for serious critique.

Preschool mode had not turned off so I looked at it, clapped my hands and said “WOW Really great work! Amazing!”, in that same kind of voice you’d say to a toddler who presented you with a random scribble on a piece of paper.

Friend loved the reaction at least lmao.

[ghost--bot]

hey i saw these tags and i think i’m about to kiss you on the mouth rn

[alanspazzaliartist-deactivated2]

Oliver Marinkosky

[roach-works]

[eorzeanshenanigans]

unrelated note i changed up a bunch of B’raht’s outfits again lmao

[eorzeanshenanigans]

FC people: You ok B’raht? You keep logging out and logging back-

B’raht, cocking gun: game’s borked

FC people: what

B’raht, about to log out again: game’s borked

[eorzeanshenanigans]

LEVEL 70 DRAGOON FUCK YEAH

[eorzeanshenanigans]

why didn’t he actually give her a fucking hug in game. heartless bastard

really tho when you have to fight Ranjit as Thancred in Amh Areng I was so upset that he might die and super happy to see that he was ok

And then Ryne and I got back and he still didn’t give her a fucking hug and i went ‘never mind the others should’ve left you to die in the sand’

[eorzeanshenanigans]

Can we see Ammolite?

well if you insist

She <3

[eorzeanshenanigans]

mmmmmmmmmmmm

wanna show off ammolite also....

[eorzeanshenanigans]

i am saying this in the most genuine, non-joking way possible:

Every time i read the words ‘Rowena’s Center for Culture Promotion’ I misread it as ‘Rowena’s Center for Cultural Appropriation’

Since the VERY FIRST TIME I got to Idyllshire I read it like that and did a double take because there’s no way they’d name it that

And I was right! They didn’t! But boy is the little narrator in my head sure that’s what it’s called

[eorzeanshenanigans]

Septarian

The botanist.

While I would love to be mysterious about her past I just want to nerd my brains out so I’m going to tell you up front that she’s from Jade and Obsidian’s home universe. Sort of. she’s totally not a self insert that evolved into a blorbo lmao who’d do that 

She’s also one of Jade’s datemates. Jade has a lot of datemates. It’s not a harem though it’s just a big poly. They are so soft i love them. Anyways

Sept’s real name is Rebecca, but shhh. She doesn’t recognize B’raht as Jade and Obsidian, and while they think she looks familiar they’re thought process is like ‘what are the chances that anyone else we know showed up here and we find them immediately?’ 

While Jade and Rebecca are romo and stuff, she and Obsidian are. uh. not close let’s go with that. If she and B’raht find out each other’s real identities before they go home it’s going to be really awkward JKGFDHSJG

B A S I C S

Full name: Septarian

Gender: Cis female

Sexuality: Polysexual

Pronouns: She/her/hers

O T H E R S

Family: A mother whom she hasn’t seen in years. They have a good relationship, she’s just...unreachable. Sept misses her.

Birthplace: United States

Job: Botanist retainer

Phobias: bugs. and anything else that’s part of a species that naturally has more than four legs and does not live in the water

Guilty pleasures: She has found so many minions for B’raht but she keeps even more for herself. her babies. her beloveds. 

M O R A L S

Morality alignment: Chaotic Good

Sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

Virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

Introvert/Extrovert: Introvert

Organized/Disorganized: Disorganized

Closed-minded/Open-minded: Open-minded

Calm/Anxious: Anxious

Disagreeable/Agreeable: Tries to be agreeable

Cautious/Reckless: Reckless

Patient/Impatient: Impatient

Outspoken/Reserved: there is a toggle switch that she does not have access to

Leader/Follower: Follower

Empathetic/Unempathetic: Unempathetic but tries to be compassionate

Optimist/Pessimist: Considers herself a realist

Traditional/Modern: Modern

Hard-Working/Lazy: Can be very hard working if she can just get her adhd to shut up long enough to do the thing

[eorzeanshenanigans]

if too much light bad, why light-scourged land pretty