TheImfamousBitch

EVO 2019 Nintendogs World Champion Carrd 1 Carrd 2 Carrd 3

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The Scots emptied THREE DIFFERENT BOSTON BARS OF BEER.

Including the Sam Adam's Taproom. Whose only job is to HAVE BEER.

Amazing. Stunning. 10/10

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Also, thank you @crubblessnowglobe for making sure I saw this:

Australians getting fucked up on the good shit in Seattle. Top tier work.

[princessxombie]

This is cultural exchange done right

[bish0ps]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

A second Dollar General has hit the server

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Further update: Greg is trapping goblins in the Dollar General

[psipudding]

I get a shot of pure, unfiltered dopamine whenever her silly mug is on screen

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[a-very-cute-snake]

[daftpatience]

everyone say hi woad we love you woad

[loccorocco]

I dreamt there was a shoujo manga called "Tombstone of the Primadonna"

[lakevida]

does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

[lakevida]

there she is!

[scribbleymewzaque]

This just in: Gold Ship is in your walls and knows your lesbian secrets

[kitschysapphic]

these two pages being back-to-back is wild.

[resetmyfeelings]

[40ouncesandamule]

this post had everything I could hope for

[machinot]

what if objects in blender possibly made a weee woooo when being scaled and clacked against eachother when bein moved around

[comfymoth]

i think the internet should transition from being so usa-centric to being brazil-centric. not cos i have any personal connection or bias towards brazil, i just think if anyone could possibly usurp america’s cultural dominance online it’d be them

[comfymoth]

“man i just woke up where are all these notifs coming fro—“

[thatweirdnoise]

[64mpg]

if i do something wrong they kill me

[64mpg]

[kaylapocalypse]

An event happened to me tonight

[kaylapocalypse]

I’m chosing to believe he didn’t pee. I’m chosing to believe he got in and immediately went “uh oh”

But, before he could get out, I got in. So then, he helplessly just turned to me and said the first thing that could describe our mutual situation:

Welcome to the pee pee palace.

[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

[doubleca5t]

Movie premises you can expect to see within the next 10 years:

Guy breaks both his arms and gets jacked off by his mom

Guy who thinks he has a mysterious stalker leaving postit notes around his house but he actually had a carbon monoxide leak and was leaving them himself

One man's quest to remove a small cylinder from a Mini M&Ms tube full of butter and mashed banana (the cylinder must remain unharmed)

The Gaycation (TM)