TheImfamousBitch

EVO 2019 Nintendogs World Champion Carrd 1 Carrd 2 Carrd 3

[tachyon-log]

TL: "This will be the equipment you're provided this time. Take it."

[lost-but-with-coffee]

[mylife-inshambles]

[delmondo]

let the chips fall where they may

[condensedmatters]

The dealer and the player....

[toskarin]

my youtube algorithm is broken in ways I cannot possibly repair

[coyotegirl-writer-s-block]

why are they called "looksies" instead of views????

[toskarin]

it's a regional thing

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[demilypyro]

[marusketch]

Imp girl with zero insecurities about anything

[milf--adjacent]

Crime Sheen Inc. (remade)

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[pepsi-maxwell]

has anyone got that post with the comic atrip alien that says "what channel is the women's wrestling on"

[fallout-lou-begas]

i've got you

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[monsieurenjlolras]

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

[cheeso]

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

[superchat]

sometimes i think abt that one art of that cocky guy at school who gets asked who he thinks is the prettiest in class and hes like "haha, me of course!" and everyone laughs and then the next panel shes alone in her room all dolled up kissing her reflection in the mirror repeatedly saying "youre so cute youre so cute"

[superchat]

if anyone can help me find it pls do, i actually think the dialogue was more like

"who do you like?"

"myself of course!"

"haha omg dude!"

*cuts to her room later, kissing the mirror*

"i love you i love you i love you"

[superchat]

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