TheImfamousBitch

EVO 2019 Nintendogs World Champion Carrd 1 Carrd 2 Carrd 3

[fucxingcuties]

Big Kwaaitjie by Landia Davies (South African)

Ceramic sculpture.

[catchymemes]

[presidentdragon]

"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name

[presidentdragon]

look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day

[presidentdragon]

back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was

[qqchurch]

[qqchurch]

[qqchurch]

there she is... estrogen girl

(source)

[dogpuppy]

Anybody else see the sopping wet creature crawling out of a can of nacho cheese

[chaospikes]

Why is no one doing anything abt this?

[rhapsodyxvi]

i love that we can do this. why can we do this

[blackhole-ntp]

The way that it's always still formatted like an instructional guide article with boldtext and headings is always just so timelessly funny to me.

[blackhole-ntp]

"There is no safe way to hug"

[rhapsodyxvi]

i'm a big fan of "i'm a [blank] where's my mama" but i think the hyperspecific ones like these are especially fun

[hi-im-kaybee]

ok this is kinda fun. fuck.

[mihai-florescu]

This is a message for Paul, 25 yo, who has his mom come do his laundry weekly: your mom's friend is roasting the fuck out of you at this sushi restaurant bro

[dailycatsblog]

[selfmaderibcageman]

my uh, close internet friend broke up with his girlfriend over financial things but the more he describes it the more i think its insane he ever stayed. She wanted to be engaged before they even moved in with each other, no prenup, she's 60k in debt, he has like 100k in assets, she's a Divorce Laywer. Can you imagine getting rushed into marriage by a divorce lawyer. lmao.

[bish0ps]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

never seen this exact feeling so accurately described before.

[mildeleef]

beloved mutual. with the recent deltarune art. may i humbly request pink deltarune (if you would like to) i just love that toby fox keeps making incredibly transfem ghosts

She was quite fun actually

[niceferatu]

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

[niceferatu]

Its sebulba yeah

[lakesbian]

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

[sandersstudies]

Me, having been immobile for three hours: hmm I should get up and pee

The world’s tiniest angel: time for snomgol my mommi :)

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow