wet goldfish

mostly here to post various art and nonsense

[satan-offical]

I may be a faggot but at least I'm not a Fuck-Face-Fascist

[ep1kha0s]

I have been giggling for the past several minutes about the way this notification came through about the last post I made

[conspiracy-frog]

Sorry to ryland but this is a historic derby right now

Hear me out

Size difference yaoi goes crazy with this one

[conspiracy-frog]

Grace was requested so Grace shall receive

Not their third I cringe

[merrnnnnnnnnn]

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

'Deltarune' character beats Ryan Gosling as the sexiest man of 2026

'Deltarune' character beats Ryan Gosling as the sexiest man of 2026

Who’s idea was this article?

[ep1kha0s]

NOOOO PEARL WHYYY

DEEDEE MAGNO HALL WHYYYYY

[ep1kha0s]

had one ravioli can..... could have TWO raviolis.....

[later2dae]

also love how in the underground the workers’ costumes are like. we believe in equality here. no tits out. tits must be IN for everyone. no i don’t care if you don’t have tits.

[sketchkrsh]

“It’s time for Spring. We’ll try again next Fall.”

What if I throw up and cry and scream and howl and pull my hair out and curl up in a ball on the floor and break a glass and and and

[my-dailydreams]

[ep1kha0s]

idk how to explain it but book Ryland is so much more of a freak than movie Ryland

like i have no reasonable explanation for this

but book Ryland would totally be down for a lot more things with a partner than movie Ryland. however both are pathetic and exactly what i look for in a man

[s4mm4n]

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

[argumate]

you see you don’t get posts like this on twitter

[lastweekseyeliner]

every day at least once while on a walk i think to myself “it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour” and sometimes if i am alone i say it out loud

[ep1kha0s]

Rocky mate bad as hell, statement.

[homunculus-argument]

You have heard of Friendhip is Magic, but now let me introduce you to: Magic is Enemies.

Some mf had a card that essentially turned into "double the amount of squirrel tokens you have on board!" and I got my ass beat by I-shit-you-not over 250 goddamn 1/1 squirrels and now I have to wait for my phone to cool down before I can keep playing.

[pringelzz]

I’ve been thinking abt this AU for a bit (last night at 3 am)

I got a moth plushie and the fur reminded me of Shadow’s chest fur so I was like “what if I turn him into a moth??” And so here we are

Anyways I’ve been non stop working on it cus it’s my new hyperfixation and I even stayed up late working on a Google Docs for it 🫩 I’m currently working on Sonic and the Google Docs so yayayayay

Another thing to add is that Shadow still has Black Doom DNA I forgot to add that

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[ep1kha0s]

somebody please check in on miss mitski