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[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

[thesplendidsnout]

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

[poobletoods]

i am no longer fucking asking

[poobletoods]

for all your no longer fucking asking needs

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[albva]

[oneheadtoanother]

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[unyieldingsilence]

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[dogpuppy]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[girldraki]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

every time i want the 🤬 emoji i go into the search thing & start typing "fuck" & it takes me a solid second to remember they would not name it the Fuck Emoji

[targetedknowledge]

[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[yamada-ryo]

I didn't think that it could get any worse after google decided to show jermasus as the main image result for searching "jerma" but clearly I've been proven wrong because the new image is truly much much worse

[casiodyke]

what the fuck

[targetedknowledge]

[myfootyrthroat]

I've hired a lot of felons and some have been amazing and some have been terrible. But basically at the same ratio as non-felon employees.

The one notable difference is that the two times I had to fire felons, they were actually like "Yeah, you gotta fire me for that. I get it. Thank you for the opportunity."

[dankxsinatra]

[magicalastronomies]

counting or not counting stand violence