The Hooked Piper

multi fandom af. slut for angst. break my heart. ruin me. horrible at tagging. absolute worst so expect spoilers. occasional nsfw that is tagged for all the youngins out there pretending to adult and one day i aspire to have the intense sass level of gregory house. that is all.

[hookedpiper]

Would it be Cannibal Town if Rosie and Alastor weren't talking shit near the town center?

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Lucifer: Would you still love me-

Lilith: Yes we'd still love you if you were a worm

Lilith: No we're not mad at you

Lilith: Yes we love you

Alastor: She doesn't speak for both of us. I wouldn't love you if you were a worm. You're lucky I love you now

[captainpingulin]

I keep seeing posts about carbon being a whore but may I offer: Hydrogen is the real whore bc it keeps being passed around like a blunt while carbon is in one messy relationship after another and doesnt commit while also not communicating its needs.

[himitsu-png]

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[an-alien-in-disguise3]

You deserve rape

Your message has been received, documented, and reported.

Wishing sexual violence on someone is not a joke, not an opinion, and not “just words.” It reflects a disturbing lack of empathy and a willingness to normalize something that destroys lives.

Hiding behind anonymity does not make your actions harmless. The internet is not a place where you get to say anything you want without consequences.

I hope you understand that behind every screen is a real person, and your attempt to hurt someone says far more about your character than it ever will about mine.

I will not give you the reaction you were hoping for. I will simply make sure your behavior is handled appropriately.

Think carefully before sending messages like this to another person, because cruelty is not power, and anonymity is not courage.

Tagging random people to spread awareness!

@elsa-fogen @elsa-fogen2 @dahvampire @mariana-mar @importantcatpics @rossiemelen

[elsa-fogen]

Wow why i think this was meant for me lol

Not even a month after i finished IF...

Anyway, reminder to yall to disable anon asks. While some people may be anxious to approach you and reveal themselves, if they have no ill intentions, they will do it without being anonymous. Cowards who say shit like this are only brave while they can hide their face. Most of them wouldn't say shit like this without being able to hide.

So, disable anon asks, block everyone who's sending anything that makes you uncomfortable

And remember.

NOBODY DESERVES TO BE RAPED!

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[ryelandgrace]

“My paper-writing days are over. Academia didn’t work well for me.”

“You’re a teacher. You’re still in academia.”

“Well, yeah,” I said. “But I mean, you know, academia. With scientists and peer review and—”

“And assholes who get you kicked out of your university?” She raised an eyebrow. “And who got all your funding cut off and ensured you never got published again?”

“Yeah. That.”

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[one-in-a-million-fishsticks]

Shout-out to the PHM poster who said "Earth lost Grace in the divorce."

This is going to live rent free in my head from now on.

[iwasthesouthernpansy]

This guy keeps posting to Reddit showing off his Grace cosplay and I gotta say — pretty impressive

Source

[shadoedseptmbr]

lol, i've been reading Project Hail Mary fic and have discovered i'm in a little bubble of pro-Eva Stratt solidarity here on tumblr

[holydongbird]

not a lot, just forever

[aurorabiggs]

I needed this movie.

[rockrockgrace]

Do YOU wish there were more ways to express yourself with a Stick Eridian? I SURE DO!

INTRODUCING

THE HASTILY MADE STICK ERIDIAN EMOJI COLLECTION 1 Featuring 20 Eridians (Featuring Rocky) for all your emotive needs! No more need for STUPID LEAKY FACE EMOJIS All Eridians! All the Time!

(Just right-click and save whichever one you want! Credit if someone asks! Have fun! More to maybe come???)

[wheup]

Grace and Rocky both hate Rocky's sleep cycle. Like there is literally nothing they can do about it and they will both keep quiet for each other's sake because there is literally nothing they can do about it but they haaaaate it. Everytime he sleeps just a little too long Grace has to fight to remind himself that he's healthy and safe and uninjured, has to cling to the present because he spent so long after Adrian sitting with the fact that he would just, not know if Rocky died in his sleep, that he didn't and doesn't understand enough or percieve enough to tell that his best ftiend, his only companion, is still alive. And Rocky Also thinks about Adrian every single time he feels sleep creeping up on him but for him it's this horrible, festering anxiety that has spent fifty years marinating, the unshakeable feeling that something will go wrong when he can't help, that he'll wake up again to Grace bloody and burned and half delirious with pain, to some critical system blaring and past the point of repair, or, the onr that really haunts him, to silence again, to the crushing absence of life and hope that he stewed in for so, so long. his natural, survival driven fears have been inverted and externalised to the point where he is less afraid of sleeping unprotected than of being unable to protect while he sleeps.

[wolfythewitch]

Dog years

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you