epeolatry (n.) the worship of words

Booklr | Eventually, we all become stories.

[why-not-to-read]

This is it.

[tri4l-and-t3rror]

“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

[whilereadingandwalking]

Today is a magnificently sunny day. I am looking forward to when Game of Thrones is over, for better or for worse. I am looking forward to a night of first editions and signed dreams of books with the Chicago Literacy Alliance this weekend—from this event, I’ve taken home a signed Sandman comic, a signed Ray Bradbury paperback, and signed copies of The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo and The Refrigerator Monologues. I am looking forward to getting to a psychiatrist and discussing how to treat my depression. I am looking forward to good books. I am looking forward to more sunny days.

[therealmyfriendsarefiction]

Do you have #bookstagram goals?

One of mine was to make a #bookspiral taller than I ever had before. This one is by far the biggest I have ever accomplished! It crashed soon after I got this picture (no books were harmed).

In the comments tell me some picture goals you have set for yourself!

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[buttermybooks]

Finale.

[memories]

these #jericho barrons posts are high in protein.

[theyretheirthere]

@rayonfrozenwings @aelin-godkiller @the-right-way-to-get-lost @fae-queen-of-the-east @faeriequeenofthewest @illyrianbeauty 😭

[aelin-godkiller]

Omg

[herhmione]

the harry potter books rated by Harry's Sass™

[themothmanenthusiast]

the sorcerer’s stone: dudley asking harry if he wants to practice sticking his head down the toilet and harry replying “no thanks, the poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick” like ooo!!! sick burn!!! good for an 11 year old but overall still in the developmental stage. 6/10

the chamber of secrets: dudley (once again lmao get rekt) telling harry “i know what day it is” and harry replying “well done, so you’ve finally learned the days of the week.” lockhart trying to be all Amazing Teacher™ and shit and telling harry “just do what i did, harry!” and harry saying “what, drop my wand?” overall good but not with as much of an Oomph™ factor as the sorcerer’s stone. 5/10

the prisoner of azkaban: ah yes!!! Harry’s Sass™ in its adolescent years!!!! no longer a toddler, now solidly about 11 years old. draco making fun of harry for fainting at the quidditch game bc of the dementors and saying “shame [the broom] doesn’t come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor.” and harry replying “pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy. then it could catch the snitch for you.” 8/10 purely because he fucking MURDERED whiny bitch ass baby malfoy ha ha take that

the goblet of fire: a good amount of sass!! a healthy amount of sass! perhaps a bit held back though (come on harry get it together). rita skeeter annoying harry and asking for a word and jk rowling LITERALLY writing “‘yeah, you can have a word,’ said harry savagely. ‘good-bye’” like FUCK he is canon savage in this book!!!! DAMN!!!!! and then he reks malfoy AGAIN “you know that expression [your mother’s got], like she’s got dung under her nose? has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?” MOTHERFUCK GO OFF 9/10

the order of the phoenix: HOLY GRAIL OF HARRY’S SASS™. THE MOTHERLOAD. GOD DAMN. when vernon asks him why he’s listening to the news again and harry replies w/ “well, it changes every day, you see.” when hermione’s warning him about picking fights w/ malfoy bc malfoy will make life hard for him and harry’s like “wow, i wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life” like fuck harry!!! tell us how u really feel!!!! literally ANY TIME he talks to an adult he doesn’t like. sassing dudley left & right, putting him in his place w/ “this is night, diddykins. that’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this” like fuck harry brought out the big guns w/ “diddykins”. overall wonderful, truly. a good healthy teenage dose of sass. 100/10

the half blood prince: SHIT DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT “THERE’S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR, PROFESSOR” LIKE FUCK. BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BOOK. OF THE WHOLE SERIES. FUCKING OWNED SNAPE HE’S FUCKIN REKT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING DRINKING SOME CHEAP ASS DISGUSTING ASS FIREWHISKEY. BREAKS THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCALE SO FAR OFF THE SCALE IT’S ON MARS. INFINITY/10. FUCK.

the deathly hallows: “it’s time you learned some respect!” “it’s time you earned it” sassing the minister of magic hooooooo boy. not much else bc harry’s too busy like saving the world and shit. so extra points for multitasking and being an overall well rounded sass-er. 8/10

[epeolatrist]

Alright, but harry's 13 in book 3. He's already 11 in book 1.

[odlnsonss]

Fred and George would have been in slytherin if Rowling didn’t hate slytherins so much and that’s that on that

[elvishdorks-archive-deactivated]

Add Percy to the list. Man’s personality revolves around the central Slytherin trait: ambition.

[epeolatrist]

This is why I subscribe to the theory that the house traits aren’t meant to be what most defines you but what you are most in need of, or else what will bring out your greatest potential.

[wordsbykatrina-deactivated20190]

i need to work on homework and be more responsible, but reading and working on my chapbook sound more fun. 

[beyondthedustjacket]

don’t mind me, just making bookish memes with my last two brain cells

[iriestudy]

03.08.2018

2/100 days of productivity

I forgot to post yesterday’s productivity day! Spent most of the day finishing up on my summer reading. This summer break is going by too fast!! (Right Picture is not mine!)

[bookmania]

Brussels (via epipha_ny on Instagram)

[bruwho]

@minimaliving

[failuresystemblog]

July Book Challenge Day 6 : Flowers

“Why didn’t you tell me there was danger? Why didn’t you warn me? Ladies know what to guard against, because they read novels that tell them of these tricks…” - Thomas Hardy, Tess of the D'Urbervilles

[perrfectly]

[learnign]

linneassod

[prettybooks]