an idiot sandwich

"I believed that I wanted to be a poet, but deep down I just wanted to be a poem." Cheryl, 25, trying her best Lover of dogs and potatoes of all kinds.

[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[catchymemes]

[ripteyed]

[jelliedpaws-deactivated20250309]

Nails ~ 💅🏿

[spoofaloofa]

[letmebegaytodd]

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

[redscharlach]

Going to stupid bed at a stupid reasonable hour for my stupid mental health.

[bellhopping]

this is honestly like THE gif to me. it's probably the rawest representation of catharsis I've ever seen

[shutinthenutouse]

[hungryfictions]

[virgoboy]

to survive working full time you need:

a work crush to boost your morale and get you through the day

a work nemesis to keep you alert for opportunities to take revenge on them for minor slights

[kosmogrl]

[kragehund-est]

[stereomike]

"rise and grind" okay uhhh rest and jest. bitch

[curseworm]

bro oh my god … vanilla extract

[curseworm]

vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. but mixed with sugar and flour and cream it tastes just like it smells. we need the support of others to reach our full potential

[curseworm]

no man is an island everyone is vanilla extract

[jonrkennex-deactivated20140422]

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

[slaughteringbunnies]

how are ya feeling?

[teteminnikoo]