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GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS

it’s july 1st which means canADA DAY MOTHERFUCKERS

GRAB YOUR HOCKEY STICKS, MAPLE SYRUP AND FIREWORKS

CAUSE WE’RE CELEBRATING OUR 148TH YEAR OF POLITE DISASSOCIATION FROM THE BRITISH EMPIRE

LISTEN UP CANADIANS ITS TIME TO HEED THE CALL OUR DESTINY’S BEFORE US GRAB YOUR TOQUE AND GRAB A FLAG ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE

bob-belcher

does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me

gojinero

And you can just feel *the look* the cashier is giving you while doing this

notcuddles

Good news: when the cashier SEEMS to be staring at you, it’s because there’s no where else for them to look without glancing away from their line and looking like they’re ignoring other customers. If they make eye contact with another customer, that person will take it as a sign that it’s their turn, so the cashier is trapped and unable to glance in either direction. They don’t actually care that you’re there.

Source: I am a cashier and this happens all the time.

scifinut

Bless you for spelling this out. It eases my anxiety quite a bit to hear it from an actual person.

oleanderthoughts

Truth

ha-dvash

this is the most innocent yak i have ever seen. this lifted my spirits a little.

eebabs

One time my brother tried to yank away my “towel hat”, and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain.

“I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!” he cried.

Boys.

berrykoolaid-blog

WAIT YOURE HAIR IS IN THE TWISTY PART?!

ramen-rain

Oh dear

asexualmew

I’ve seen this post several times and never actually seen anyone actually explain how to do the hair twist that long haired people can do, so I drew a tutorial. berrykoolaid

5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat

reblogging for demonstration because you learn something new every day

nearsightedgirl

As a female I never learned this and just walked around with wet hair. Just one of the many things my mom never taught me.

king-emare

Oh shit. I really had no idea.

mymodernmet

German photographer Julia Christe’s hilarious Freestyle Series captures the motion of various types of dogs as they leap through the air.

ariamanna

red foxes at the zao fox village in japan

meowm-blogm-deactivated20230308

Can someone please take me here dammit ToT

cybertronic-warrior-deactivated

HE FORCE PUSHED THE DUDE STRAIGHT INTO A TIE FIGHTER #heartless #starwars #gaming

pincheaph

The surprised gasps made me giggle

chujellys

wow uncanny

moosedoodles

my brother pulled this joke on me once and i’m still not over it

[explanation!]

poisonivy-21

awesomeness2

This needs more notes, even for a political cartoon.

cartoonpolitics

“Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear .. kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor with the cry of grave national emergency. Always there has been some terrible evil at home or some monstrous foreign power that was going to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it …" .. (General Douglas MacArthur)