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[sonofapie-blog]

The Dean Winchester Starters Pack;

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sonofapie:

Mix of angst, humor and various other emotions.

UPDATED VERSION !

❝ It’s a treasure. ❞ ❝ I swear next person who asks if I’m okay, I’m gonna start throwing punches! ❞ ❝ I know what you’re thinking. Why’d it have to be clowns? ❞ ❝ Why do you think I drive everywhere? ❞ ❝ Dude, you fugly. ❞ ❝ It’s like I finally see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel. ❞ ❝ I wish I couldn’t feel a damn thing. ❞ ❝ You know I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda. ❞  ❝ You stink like sex. ❞ ❝ I owe you the biggest “I told you so” ever. ❞ ❝ Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that? ❞ ❝ Everybody keeps asking me that, but… no. ❞ ❝ I think I’m adorable. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot. ❞ ❝ Dude, he/she wants me to meet his/her parents. I don’t do parents. ❞ ❝ This weight on my shoulders, man, I’m tired of it. ❞ ❝ You mean “protection against a demon” salt or “oops, I spilled the popcorn” salt? ❞ ❝ We know a little about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous. ❞ ❝ Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. ❞ ❝ First I’m gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holy crap outta him. ❞ ❝ Say you’ll take care of yourself. ❞ ❝ You can take your peace and shove it up your lily-white ass. ❞ ❝ You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. ❞ ❝ You’re serious? You’re gonna walk in there and tell him the truth? ❞ ❝ We’ve talked about this. Personal space? ❞ ❝ Hey, look! A monster broke my leg. ❞ ❝ Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? ❞ ❝ Dude, could you be more gay? ❞ ❝ You fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill you! ❞ ❝ Gimme the baby, or I’ll stab you in your throat. ❞ ❝ I bet it’s not even sharp. ❞ ❝ You don’t stop being a soldier because you got wounded in battle. ❞ ❝ Don’t make me lose you, too. ❞ ❝ Dude, stow the touchy-feely-self-help yoga crap! ❞ ❝ No chick flick moments. ❞ ❝ What, are you allergic to straight answers, you son of a bitch?! ❞ ❝ Pretend he has boobs. ❞ ❝ If you walk out that door, don’t ever come back. ❞ ❝ I like to think it’s because of my perky nipples. ❞ ❝ Don’t ever change. ❞ ❝ I’m proud of us.  ❞ ❝ Not for nothing, but last time someone looked at me like that… I got laid. ❞ ❝ You know who whines? Babies. ❞ ❝ I know how you look into a mirror and hate what you see. ❞ ❝ Demons I get. People are crazy. ❞ ❝ Huh. Man, that’s crap. You always have a choice. You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting. No matter what. ❞ ❝ I just can’t keep pretending that everything’s alright. ❞ ❝ I’m poison. ❞ ❝ You’re like a walking Encyclopedia of weirdness. ❞ ❝ I guess that’s what I do. I let down the people that I love. ❞ ❝ As long as I’m around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you. ❞ ❝ I get all tingly when you take control like that. ❞ ❝ You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags. ❞ ❝ I think you pissed off my sandwich. ❞ ❝ And best part is  –  I don’t care that I don’t care! ❞ ❝ I wanted you to know that when I do picture myself happy, it’s with you. ❞ ❝ Dude, on my car, he showed up naked, covered in bees. ❞ ❝ Nobody kill any virgins! ❞ ❝ ________ or not, I will stab you in your face. ❞ ❝ My Spidey senses are tingling. ❞ ❝ Then we can all go out for ice-cream and strippers. ❞ ❝ Nobody cares that you’re broken! ❞ ❝ Do I really say “awesome” a lot? ❞ ❝ What’s dead should STAY dead! ❞ ❝ I’ll kill you, your children and your grandchildren. ❞ ❝ You fudging touch me again, I’ll fudging kill ya! ❞ ❝ If you say “(God works in) mysterious ways,” so help me, I will kick your ass! ❞ ❝ You should know… I’m 90% crap. You take that, and what’s left? ❞ ❝ Don’t objectify me. ❞ ❝ Don’t you dare think there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you. ❞ ❝ Are we gonna fight or make out? ‘Cause I’m getting some real mixed signals over here. ❞ ❝ I mean, what’s the point in worrying about your future if you don’t have one? ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna whine about my bullshit problems to some bullshit reality show. I’m gonna do my fucking job. ❞ ❝ Do you think it’s ‘cause we’re so awesome? I think it’s ‘cause we’re so awesome. ❞ ❝ Why do people keep thinking I’m threatening them? ❞ ❝ Yeah, nobody speaks Greek anymore. Except Greeks. ❞ ❝ It takes two to… you know… have hardcore sex. ❞ ❝ It’s your grief counselors! We’ve come to hug. ❞ 

[epiicurus-blog]

Person: girls or boys?

Me: *and

[josiewosiie]

send “a time they kissed” for a drabble about one time our muses kissed.

[painpranks]

acknowledge what your personal fave or muse did. acknowledge josh’s errors. emily’s errors. mike’s errors. jess’ errors. ashley. chris. sam. matt.  don’t sympathize them or say the prank was just a prank. because even then ,, hannah and beth still died , mistake after mistake after mistake. josh has a lot of things going on with him in his mind. he see’s this as simple as this: my sisters are gone. i can’t handle that. it happened because of a prank. and in the darkest parts of his mind, he thought revenge was the answer. it’s not.  see that , but don’t mistake that as something to excuse.  ( he thinks by living in movies, or going by them, hiding behind a mask , that these things will get resolved. but they don’t. josh didn’t know about the wendigos, he didn’t know people we’re going to die. but upon your choices to act , to shoot nature off its balance , yeah. you could end up with a really bad ending. even after portraying him for over a year i still don’t understand him completely. ) don’t put anyone on a pedestal. don’t excuse these people, these … kids , don’t sympathize them. acknowledge their actions. josh did a lot of things to be seen as illegal and just so fucked up, but what did the peanut gallery do?( minus sam and chris )  writing a note to hannah, “from mike” to meet him in the guest room because “you look so damn hot in that shirt, but i bet you’re even better out of it ;) XXX Mike ” because it’s so funny to humiliate a girl on camera about her crush, but hey why not record the whole thing right? ( you’re kidding if you don’t at least think Josh would be upset about any of that. ) no. they probably didn’t know han would run out , beth after her and then they die. but if you’re sympathizing and saying it was just a prank, you’re saying it’s completely fine to be a bully. because that’s what they did to hannah.  everyone did stupid shit. no one is innocent. josh’s actions weren’t right and no one should say they were. but no one should sympathize the prank either.  if we’re going to put anyone on a pedestal, its going to be hannah and beth. 

[breathofthezelda-deactivated201]

if we’re plotting and I say “ imagine ” or “ what if ” or “ okay but ” then you should know that I’m most likely about to fuck you up.

[meddlingarchive]

trouble – it will find you no matter where you go ; no matter if you’re fast , no matter if you’re slow !! the eye of the storm or the cry in the morn —- you’re fine for a while but you start to lose control !! he’s there in the dark , he’s there in my heart ; he waits in the wings , he’s gotta play a part trouble is a friend yeah trouble is a friend of mine . x

honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer

[memesandthings]

DARK, THRILLING, AND/OR CRIMINAL SENTENCE STARTERS. [PT1] [PT2]

“I’m scared.”

“Are you hurt?”

“Are you scared?”

“Is this even legal?”

“Just trust me.”

“We’re locked in!”

“I know what I’m doing.”

“It’s too dark in here.”

“Why are we here?”

“They have a gun…”

“They have a knife…”

“Grab what you need, and let’s go.”

“Be quiet. Don’t let them see you.”

“Choose your victim.”

“We don’t have to do this.”

“They’re coming for us.”

“How do you know how to do that?”

“What the fuck are you doing in here?”

“We’re getting out of here unseen.”

“Something moved over there.”

“Do you have the stuff?”

“So, what’s the plan?”

“It’s not safe here.”

“This is your fault.”

“We’ve gotta go. Now.”

“Hey, how drunk are you?”

“Hey, how high are you?”

“Is that… a dead body?”

“We’re not alone in here…”

“What do you need me to do?”

“It’s not safe here, you should go.”

“I can’t believe you stole that!”

“Hey, stay close to me. Got it?”

“If they catch us, we’re dead.”

“… There’s no signal out here.”

“Where’s the money you owe me?”

“Have you ever done this before?”

“Did you bring what I asked?”

“I saw you steal that…”

“I think I dropped my weapon.”

“This is the last time I ever do this.”

“Shit, the cops are coming!”

“Wait. I think I heard footsteps.”

“We shouldn’t be doing this.”

“The cops are looking for us.”

“What the fuck is that?!”

“You’re gonna get hurt.”

“Next time, I’ll kill you.”

“It’s my first time doing this.”

“You’re gonna get us caught.”

“You seriously got high without me?”

“You seriously got drunk without me?”

“I’m never doing this with you again.”

“How’d you get all this money?”

“What are you doing out here?”

“What if something goes wrong?”

“I have a bad feeling about this.”

“I’ve never gotten high before…”

“I’ve never gotten drunk before…”

“What the fuck did you do now?”

“Let’s go and do something bad.”

“Whatever it was, it wasn’t human.”

“So are we getting high, or what?”

“I’ll kill the asshole that did this to you.”

“It seems like you’ve done this before.”

“I have to be honest… this car is stolen.”

“What do you mean this isn’t your car?!”

“I shouldn’t have let you talk me into this.”

“What do you mean this isn’t your house?!”

“That’s… a lot of drugs you’ve got there.”

“Please tell me you brought a weapon with you.”

“We don’t have to do this, we can turn around.”

“How much time will they give us if we get caught?”

“Watch the door for me? I’ll be out in five minutes.”

“Maybe it’s the drugs, but I swear I heard someone…”

“This is literally the worst fucking time to hurt your leg!”

“Are you about to go do something illegal? Count me in.”

“The engine is dead and we’re in the middle of nowhere. Fucking great.”

[lionsarchive]

halsey ‘badlands’ starter sentences

CASTLE:       “I’m sick of all these people talking.”      “I’m already choking on my pride.”      “They wanna make me their queen.”      “There’s no use crying about it.”      “I probably shouldn’t be so mean.”      “I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut.” HOLD ME DOWN:      “My demons are begging me to open up my mouth.”      “He told me I was holy.”       “He’s got me on my knees.”      “This is what I live for.”      “Throw me in the deep end and watch me drown.” NEW AMERICANA:      “The city’s ours until fall.”      “We don’t feel like outsiders at all.”      “We know very well who we are.”      “What kind of dough have you been spending?” DRIVE:      “I can never keep my eyes off this.”      “All we do is think about the feelings the we hide.”      “It never felt like home to me.”      “Would it really kill you if we kissed?” HURRICANE:      “He’s got an eye for girls of eighteen.”      “I held him captive by my kiss.”      “I’m a one night stand.”      “I’m the violence in the pouring rain.”      “I reminded myself to keep you far away from me.”       “You could devastate me.” ROMAN HOLIDAY:      “Do you remember the taste of my lips that night?”      “I remember the fear in your eyes.”      “The timing’s never right.” GHOST:      “I’m searching for something that I can’t reach.”      “I don’t like them innocent.”      “You say that you’re no good for me.”      “I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway.”      “I know I’m gonna leave him.” COLORS:      “You’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope.”      “You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece.”      “I’m still waking in the morning, but it’s not with you.” COLORS, PT 2:      “Everything is dripping like a saturated sun.”      “I hope you make it to the day you’re _____ years old.” STRANGE LOVE:      “Everybody wants to know if we fucked in the bathroom sink.”      “But the ending is the same every damn time.”      “They think I’m insane.”      “They think my lover is strange.”      “That’s the beauty of a secret.”      “They can’t believe I made you weak.”       “These days I can’t seem to get along with anyone.” COMING DOWN:      “I found god - I found him in a lover.”      “I found the devil - I found him in a lover.”      “Now we’re lost somewhere in outer space.”      “I’m such a fool for sacrifice.”       “I’ve got a lover and I’m unforgiven.” HAUNTING:      “Keep on haunting me.”       “I was pure as a river.”      “Now I think I’m possessed.”      “I’ve been cold since you left.”      “You’ve got your own mistakes in bed at home.”      “You’ve got a fire inside but your heart’s so cold.”      “I’ve tried to wash you away, but you just won’t leave.” GASOLINE:      “Are you insane like me?”      “You can’t wake up - this is not a dream.”      “I think there’s a flaw in my code.”      “These voices won’t leave me alone.”      “My heart is gold and my hands are cold.” CONTROL:      “I sat alone in bed until morning.”      “I tried to hold these secrets inside me.”      “I’m meaner than my demons.”      “God damn right, you should be scared of me.”       “Who is in control?” YOUNG GOD:      “You know we’re gonna be legends.”      “I know you wanna go to heaven, but you’re human tonight.”      “Do you feel like a young god?”      “My tongue is a weapon.”      “If you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight.” I WALK THE LINE:      “I keep a close eye on this heart of mine.”      “I find myself alone when each day is through.”      “You give me cause for love I can’t hide.”

[thorodinson]

Ezra Miller photographed by Beau Grealy for The Block Magazine (2013)

[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

[epiicurus-blog]

      THE KIDS ARE NOT ALRIGHT. 

STILL IT’S HARD , HARD TO SEE; broken lives …

       S H A T T E R E D DREAMS 

                ☏  ind. ( blended interpretation ) canon divergent NORVILLE SHAGGY ROGERS of the Scooby Doo universes. 

              ☏ please read rules before interactions. 

                ☏  est. 8/31/16   

              ☏  written by Azrael. 

[epiicurus-blog]

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[epiicurus-blog]

      THE KIDS ARE NOT ALRIGHT. 

STILL IT’S HARD , HARD TO SEE; broken lives …

       S H A T T E R E D DREAMS 

                ☏  ind. ( blended interpretation ) canon divergent NORVILLE SHAGGY ROGERS of the Scooby Doo universes. 

              ☏ please read rules before interactions. 

                ☏  est. 8/31/16   

              ☏  written by Azrael. 

[tragicness]

[ ghost // halsey ]

[etchedstorylines-blog]

( angst starter sentences. )

“Are you going to leave me again?”

“Be quiet!” 

“Do you trust me?” 

“Don’t pretend that you cared about me.”

“Don’t you love me anymore?” 

“Foolish.”

“Forgive me, please.”

“Get out of my face.“ 

“Go away.” 

“How could I believe someone like you?” 

“How could you do this to me?”

“How was I supposed to know?” 

“Leave me alone already.” 

“I can’t let you go, not when you’re like this.” 

“I can’t trust you.”

“I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“I haven’t been resting. I can’t sleep.“ 

“I just wanted to help you.” 

“I needed you and you weren’t there.”

“I said I was sorry.” 

“I thought we were friends." 

“I’m a nobody.” 

“It’s too late now.” 

“It was hard for me to say goodbye.”

“Maybe, I don’t need your help.”

"Please don’t go." 

“Please, stop it already.” 

“Stop lying.” 

“Stop pretending.”

“Stop trying to fix something that can’t be fixed.”

“Wasn’t I worth a goodbye?”

“We need to talk.”

“What more do you want from me?” 

“You don’t care anymore, huh?” 

“You liar!”

“You’re hurting me.”

[editway]

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