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kevaaron in celebration of yesterday's game ✨ 3x0 🇧🇷

HAPPY PRIDE WITH A NEW POST OF THE UNFUMBLING OF KEVIN DAY

…sooo, very short while since the last one huh-

To compensate for the months of unofficial hiatus, i tried to add as many characters as I could and i really like this one!

This was definitely more centered towards Nicky, and that’s because he lives in my mind rent free.

Also- Istg I don’t hate Andrew-

I hope you all enjoy! Comments and asks are always welcome 🫶

HAPPY PRIDE 🌈❤️

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hey-there-22

Headcanon that whenever Andrew starts reading a murder mystery, he and Neil have developed this weird little ritual where Andrew tells him about the plot, briefly going over the facts and details of the murder and Neil immediately picks a random character and decides that's the killer.

Not the most suspicious character. Not the one that makes sense. Just some guy.

And then he commits.

It doesn't matter how much evidence points elsewhere as the story progresses. Neil will spend the entire book inventing increasingly ridiculous theories to explain why his suspect is still guilty. Every new clue gets twisted into supporting his argument somehow. Contradictory evidence? Clearly part of the cover-up. Alibi? Fabricated. Confession from someone else? Obvious misdirection.

Andrew rarely engages with any of it, often ignoring Neil's take altogether, but he continues updating him on the case anyway, so Neil hasn't stopped.

There's also cero context when they talk about it so it leads to situations like this:

Andrew, entering the room: the old lady from the bakery is dead.

Kevin: what? who?

Neil, gasps: she faked her own death, she's smarter than I thought.

Kevin: wha-

Andrew: recognisable body, she is dead.

Neil: she killed herself then.

Kevin: you know what, I don't even wanna know.

Andrew: stabbing herself herself 27 times?

Neil, shrugs: to each their own.

Kevin: ahhh, the fucking book, ok

Andrew: there was another murder after hers.

Neil: Oh, that makes sense. The corpse they found was her secret twin's. Perfect alibi.

((Hi, sorry, super tiny edit because this felt like it needed a bit more context about why Neil gets the murder wrong in my head. So sorry. You can carry on now. Have a good day!))

hey-there-22

Neil Josten is a bad liar.

Hear me out.

Neil has had to lie to stay alive. He is good at reading people, he is good at faking and masking and tricking and manipulating when he is in need. But he is not in need any more.

Neil Josten is the real person who blossomed from a lie when he was given a safe space and people that cared. #10 Fox from PSU is the most real he has ever been able to be. And he knows it.

Neil Josten is a horrible liar because he loves not needing to lie. He is able to lie. He will if needed without missing a beat. But when there's no need? He is deliberately bad at it.

He doesn't try being good at playing amongst us, or werewolf (mafia? How is this game called in English speaking countries??)

He comes up with extremely obnoxious lies that are imposible to mistake with the truth when he doesn't want to answer a question:

Neil breaking into Wymack apartment because he is having a bad night and he is paranoid:

Wymack, still half asleep: Neil? What are you doing here?

Neil: I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm actually a werewolf and there's full moon outside so I can't go back to campus until it's daytime.

Wymack, sighs: does your werewolf form need to talk it out or just being away from moonlight?

Neil: no moonlight is enough...?

Wymack: ... I'm making us coffee.

With the variation of gaslighting media:

Intervier: Neil, what are your thoughts on your teammate Kevin Day and Thea Muldani being named couple of the year?

Neil (who knows it's a fake relationship), looking straight into the camera, the most confused he's ever been: who?

Interviewer: eh... Thea Muldani?

Neil: nono, I know who Thea Muldani is. Who the fuck is Kevin Day?

Interviewer, pointing at the poster behind Neil where Kevin and him are possing together: him.

Neil, stares at it for a good 30seconds before looking back into the camera and whispering: I've never seen him before in my life. Pretty sure that's photoshopped.

In my hc about Neil making up reasons why the character he randomly selects is the murderer in the book Andrew's reading, Neil is wrong in his guesses. If he wanted, he could know the killer without missing a beat, but he doesn't want to. He selects his suspect completely randomly when he doesn't have enough information. It's not about being able to read people or being right. It's precisely the contrary. He likes being wrong. He likes making up shit that he knows makes no sense. He likes not needing to recognise threats correctly because it reminds him his life doesn't depend on it anymore.

isa-sketches

Took forever, but here he is

axewithl

quick messy redraw of this old Nico fanart, bc aparently the venn diagram for the pjo and vld fandom is a circle

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

whitachi

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

araceil

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

plantbvn

matching

mardyart

mid/late 20s are made to rediscover your passions from when you were like 10 so nico di angelo it is

valtsv

i see your death of the author and raise you: death of the fandom, for when other fans and the content they produce are so unbearably bad that you divorce yourself entirely from the fanbase except for one or two Trusted Mutuals™️

prokopetz

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.