Episode Captions!

All the best captions on those pesky episode posts! I do not hate the game, or anyone that plays it! I'm just up for laughs!

[gentamanic-deactivated20191016]

How much does episodechooseyourstory pay tumblr to run their godawful ads?

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[communistcentipede]

Fucc that damn vase in the bedroom

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[acquaxxoid]

Take… Take the vase to the bedroom??

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[girlsjustwannahavefawn-deactiva]

Why are these the only two options why can’t I go out for ice cream

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[ailykat-deactivated20170423]

I hope the bookshelf directly over her bed falls and crushes her in her sleep

[landmaster-deactivated20170811]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[cie-ver-deactivated20220307]

why are there balloons tied to his fingers

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[polarizeglow]

youre telling me one of them got their pussy ate and the lipstick stayed on.

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[episode-captions]

Y he so smol

[heymomlookimadeablog-deactivate]

Yeah Megan, attack while your hands are tied up. Attack with the tiny fists of fury

[episodechooseyourstory]

Mean Girls: Senior Year. Check out this NEW story on Episode!

[edgysoccerball-deactivated20170]

Why the fuck does this bitches hand look like a spatula ?¿?¿¿

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[manlethotline]

ITS YPUR BEBBEH

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[dumbbitchchannel]

eat my internal organs for christmas

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[averagespacedad-blog]

what woman in their right mine would want to have his children

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[sai-fish-deactivated20200116]

D A M N SON YOU DONE FUCKED THE FUCK UP NOW MAN HOLY SHIT THE TWO OPTIONS IS EITHER PASSIVE AGGRESIVE OR “NIGGA ITS YOUR BABY” LIKE BOY YA FUCKED UP LIKE BOYYYYYYY

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[episodechooseyourstory]

Welcome to Episode: your home for interactive, visual stories, where as the player YOU choose what path your character takes!

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

she sucks ass at wrapping

[episode-captions]

You don’t have an ask box but what is the story you played with the girl named Janet? It looks hilarious

Sorry, I’ll open that up! And I believe it was about working as a writer for a magazine of sorts... It was about online dating! I just scrolled through the popular ones until I found it. I hope this helped!

-Mod Bee