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[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[wheelersdork]

whoever refuses to give this album a listen because it’s “white girl pop” is SEVERELY missing out

[lesbianadhdchaos]

calories are a ploy by Big Patriarchy to sell more patriarchy

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[suyisushi]

honestly i feel like jackie when shes alone with herself and she's like completely miserable and lonely

[n0turg1rlfr1end]

I’m sorry I sent u 83 messages and 4 voicemails in 10 minutes I promise I’m a super super chill girl I just wanted to know what ur having for lunch.

[septemberequinox]

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still like the term parental unit that we used to use as a joke in middle school and high school. Did everyone else do that or was it just a my social circles thing?

Anyways telling the kids to go collect their parental units at the end of an event is a) funny b) gender neutral and c) just refers to the person currently doing your parenting

Also if you’re on joking terms with your parents “greetings, child” “greetings, parental unit” is a top tier greeting. Makes you sound like robot aliens.

[epitasisxx]

its never that people directly shame or make fun of ME for being pale, but they’re ALWAYSSSS like “oh my god why am i so pale in that!!” honey the photo is from december and youre white

i know this is probably such a non-issue but it’s really annoying. its actually okay to be pale and there’s nothing wrong with it!!

[watchingwisteria]

i need miss rodrigo to put some of her covers on streaming because good god she can sing

[yourlocalchronicdaydreamer]

Ah yes, the 13 stages of a relationship:

1. Ohmygodohmygodohmygod you’re so hot

2. Early infatuation

3. I love you so much, I hope we can be like this forever :)

4. I’m so obsessed with you, it probably isn’t healthy but I’m not thinking about that now because I just want you here

5. iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou I’ve never felt like this before and this will last forever (real, trust)

6. He’s mine. Back off.

7. While this is wonderful and I love you a lot, I feel like I’ve stopped being my own person and that’s maybe Not Good

8. So, funny story, turns out being in love does not magically cure depression

9. Please reassure me you love me as much as I love you

10. Oh, so love can actually make depression worse. This is really Not Good (ft Robert Smith)

11. You noticed. You weren’t supposed to notice. Don’t leave. I can be happier. You’re not bad for me, I promise. Please don’t leave. Please love me less so you don’t have to leave.

12. So. I’m single now.

13. I can’t make sense of everything that happened. I think I’m mad at you. Can you tell me the truth about it all, about why it all ended, please, so I can just move on?

[watchingwisteria]

i genuinely feel like i’m never allowed to be mad at anyone without being the bad guy and idk what to do about it cause i’m kinda fucking sick of it. like yeah if you’re a fucking prick to me it’s going to piss me off and you’re going to know!! don’t be an ass and i won’t be mad!! why do you get to play in my face and then expect me to sit there and take it? fuck off

[epitasisxx]

olivia rodrigo describing the production at the end of purple as “creepy” is like the most accurate word she could’ve used. like yeah. that shit is creepy.

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[thetwinandpinleftbehind]

the donners getting rid of maysilee’s canary because its singing triggered her sister’s migraines/made them worse makes sense. the donners getting rid of maysilee’s canary as a way of trying to move on from her death makes sense, in a fucked up way.

now what if I said the donners got rid of maysilee’s canary because her sister developed a phobia of birds after maysilee’s death.

[aldoodles]

katniss, I will never forget abt ur cap or ur dad’s oversized jacket