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this is what they mean when they say boys will be boys
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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we're not kids anymore.
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Having fun!!🔊🔊sound on
Bro 😎
this is what they mean when they say boys will be boys
“The more things change, the more they stay the same”
Ellen’s First monologue 2003 and Ellen’s first monologue of #TheFarewellSeason 😍🥺 Pink 💕💕💕💕 ———————— #ellen19 #EllensFinalSeason #EllenPremiere #thankyouellenshow #weloveyouellen #ellen19 #ellen #ellenshow #theellenshow #ellendegeneres #FarewellSeason #ThankyouEllenoo https://www.instagram.com/p/CTpnKJBBTt1/?utm_medium=tumblr
oh darling, 🥺
MONDAY is the day that we are all waiting for! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
The Queen of Daytime television Ellen Degeneres will kick off the final season with #Jimmykimmel and #KimKardashian
Let’s CELEBRATE with Ellen 🎉🎊 ———————— #ellen19 #EllensFinalSeason #EllenPremiere #thankyouellenshow #weloveyouellen #ellen #ellenshow #theellenshow #ellendegeneres #FarewellSeason #ThankyouEllen @kimkardashian #kimkardashianwest https://www.instagram.com/p/CTpy861BQHo/?utm_medium=tumblr
I love her so much..
Hi is there any chance you would update your fanfics???
yes there is! Sorry I haven't gotten around to it as of late, I'm currently in my senior year of college and things are getting hectic. I'll try to add when inspiration urges me to at some point. Thanks for sticking around and waiting for it! it means a lot to me
We’re thankful for our trailblazer Ellen DeGeneres ( @TheEllenShow ) , You’ve inspired us for decades to be proud of who we are ♥️ Happy #WomensEqualityDay
—————————————— #womensequality #ellen #comingout #lgbtq #ellendegeneres #equality #womenrights #portia #equalrights #portiaderossi #love #istandbyellen https://www.instagram.com/p/CTD-60Ch-3p/?utm_medium=tumblr
#Aug16 🖤 Ellen & Portia 🖤 13 years 🖤 #lovewins 🖤 #happyanniversary ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• #ellen #ellendegeneres #portia #lgbtq #portiaderossi #anniversary #weddinganniversary #loveislove #loveisreal #love https://www.instagram.com/p/CSqDsdBh46Q/?utm_medium=tumblr
Happy Anniversary you beautiful human beings, I love you both so much
How vaccine works
What’s happening on Twitter? 😂
https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19
Love smash mouth
What’s going on this year
What is happening? 😂
LMAO He just said he does
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19
LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂
Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool
Never Forget 😂
The best fucking post on here
IT’S BACK
Thread was missing my fave part.
i’m actually wheezing at all of this
Care to debate abortion?
Nah
Mood. -V
This reminds me of a party I went to last year. I was standing with some friends, chatting, and someone said something that indirectly implied that sexism exists. Some trivial recounting of the basic facts of daily life for most women. Something so mild, so uncontroversial, so mundane that I don’t even remember what it was.
Suddenly, this man standing on the outskirts of our conversational circle piped up with “actually, I think men are more discriminated against than women these days.”
All conversation died.
I turned to look at him and he had this smug, insufferable grin on his face, relishing this moment, expecting us to waste our time and energy refuting this ridiculous thing he had just said.
The Devil’s Advocate was among us.
And, in my mind, I saw the next 15+ minutes playing out. The parade of facts and statistics in a vain attempt to defend ourselves, our gender, and to prove that misogyny is real. The glib, snide denials from some shithead who is getting off on our pain and frustration. The Gish Gallop of bullshit that would take a whole evening to properly dismantle. It was depressing and overwhelming. I hated it. I had to kill it before it began.
So I looked him dead in the eye and I said “OK,“ shrugged, and just walked away.
Nothing I have ever said to another human being has ever been so crushing. As I walked away, I watched the smug grin vanish and confusion and anxiety set in. The rest of the group turned their backs to him and carried on as if he had never spoken - as if he was invisible. He was still staring at me when I walked over to another friend and told her what he had said. I pointed him out for her and made direct eye contact with him while we both laughed.
tl;dr: Don’t feed the troll. Let it perish, cold and hungry, in the wasteland of your indifference. It is weak and you are strong. Live your best life.
I haven't stopped laughing at my friend's response. "Then they fucked" 😆
#Tbt 🎥
Ellen DeGeneres wins for Outstanding Talk Show Host - 35th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards , 2008
The 48th annual Daytime Emmy Awards will air Tomorrow (Friday ) at 8/7c, the stars of Daytime celebrate in Primetime. Only on @cbstv and @paramountplus!
All the best to Our Queen & the entire staff ♥️🍾🍾
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Fun fact: Tucker's super rich mom made a point of only leaving him $1 in her will.
And she likely did that for a reason: So he couldn't contest the will and argue "But maybe she was old and not in her right mind and forgot me."
It's apparently a specific practice amongst rich people when you want to leave a loathed family member nothing and don't want to give them a leg to stand on in court.
Tucker's mom giving off the Lucille Bluth vibes.
GET FUCKED TUCKER
Yeah, my great aunt decided to leave all of her property and money to my dad rather than any of her shitty kids or grandkids (like they all lived in houses she owned and maintained rent free within 5 miles of her own home and guess who took care of her for the last 10 years of her life? Like cleaning her house, taking her to church and appointments, and out shopping. My dad, my mom, and me.) She changed her will about 2 and a half years before she died and left each of her kids and grandkids $10 each so they couldn't contest the will. She actually insisted on a traditional will reading, probably for the drama. I was 100 % sure her oldest son was gonna have a stroke when he realized Dad got just about everything, including all the houses they all lived in. Auntie even stipulated in her will that Dad should boot them all out if they gave him trouble and at the very least they should all start paying rent.
Anyway, if Dad hadn't already had a will leaving everything to me and mom one of those jerks would probably have tried to kill him.
"Insisted on a traditional will reading probably just for the drama."
Your great aunt was amazing.
Your dad showing up to the will reading like Ransom from Knives Out.
What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian
same energy
there’s more
SIGH
here’s another one
IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION
how does this get even worse
Five years ago, following a string of deadly attacks at live music venues, the cover of Billboard's July 2016 issue featured an open letter
Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Lopez, Sara Bareilles, Britney Spears, Paul McCartney and more stars have signed onto Billboard's initiative to end gun violence