DatGirlSuzie

I would die for the GSG9.Horny on main with no regrets with avatar art by ViolentABC's.

[donuteater13]

Reblog to kill it faster

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[magicspacedragon]

[eunnieboo]

every single time

[lizardsfromspace]

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

[lizardsfromspace]

When I made this post I did not expect it to be an effective test of which Tumblr users actually read a post fully before reblogging, and yet

[elodieunderglass]

To be fair that’s what all posts on tumblr are

[crazy-brazilian]

keeping an eye on this guy...

asking some good questions

[animentality]

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

To clarify, this is a war crime, the Geneva convention bans the targeting of medical transport. There's no caveats. It doesn't actually matter who's driving it.

[tiergan-vashir]

The last month has taught me that apparently all the Geneva convention is really good for is getting indie games to change a red medical cross to some other medical cross and that it can do fuck all about actual war crimes.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[silenthill]

The shirt removal really solidifies this as a genuine reaction

[thefirstpaleontologist]

Same energy

[important-animal-images]

[wind-and-cloud]

image description : a remarkably rectangular white cat, lying on their back on a sofa with all four paws outstretched.

[oops-all-soups]

[cannibalchicken]

[muckmagister]

each of these images is kinda funny on their own but seeing them all back to back makes me want to kill someone

[poetrylesbian]

would give anything to be invited to this

[aquilacalvitium]

Girl's night

[solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva]

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

[uykucubirkaplumbaga]

[vexwerewolf]

Pretty sure there's a final boss fight on that mountain

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[boeing-787]

[greatwesternrailway]

reductress does it again

[irishgrandpa]

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary