a damn ole gassy nb

19 | nsfw (children n bigots go away) | bipoc | unaverage queef enjoyer | he/xe/any pronouns lol | arospec lesbian

[eproctowo]

u can call me owo

this blog is depraved n nasty as hell and primarily t4t so leave for ur own well-being (if you want, cuz consent is hot so,,,,)

i like these…. :

deep stomach rumbles and farts (conditionally rip,,)

hhhhh… fuuuck.. :

queefs <33, lactation (of others/being the op + milking/drinking), sweat, general musk, oviposition, desperation (mmmph, esp w/ ovi !!), and copious amounts of cummm aaaa/pos

these are ok, im sensitive abt em tho :

p1ss/om0 stuff, būrps/eructophilia, stuffing/feeding (only in terms of affection, no weight control/ed stuff), some general slobbery

triggers me in most cases concerning kinks listed previously and in this section, generally or sensory reasons:

$n0t, corprophilia (if i spelled that right), emetophilia/v_m1t stuff, humiliation, public stuff, degredation

DNI/no, sorry.. :

any transphobes, homophobes, racists of any kind, ageless bios including bios that dont explicitly state your age, minors and cishet ppl (yall specifically,, wth… 🤨)

d_p3r stuff (doesnt squick me out, its just huge trigger), $m34r1ng/e47ing/dr1nk1ng waste

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want a woman in a pencil skirt that stretches too tightly over her ass to bend over in front of me while she just rips the rankest farts right in my face. god I'd inhale so much it would make my head hurt. maybe she'd shake her ass a little to help get it all out.

..fuck I'm so horny man (nsfw lol)

ugh I'd totally grind my clit against the stretched fabric of the skirt to feel the rumble of her gassy blasts, call her such a good girl for saving all of this nasty stinky gas just for me

[eproctowo]

grinding my tcock on someones face is very optimal for me rn n very wanted, boysmell/thingsmell included if you want it because i’ll get really cummy lol

he/xe/no pronouns

[eproctowo]

hnnnhh,, i just wanna stick my tongue inside a warm cummy slick boycunt n have my tongue queef around it….

he/xe/no pronouns, abt two masc ppl/men, and *points at dni*

[eproctowo]

fair warning: involves farts

if someone would rip some nice ones on my lap i would be kinda sated lol

he/xe, read my dni thoroughly pls

[eproctowo]

mumbling out a small n meek sorry to smell n boysmell lovers cuz i took a shower yesterday (still thinkin abt rubbin my musky boycunt on someones face though,,,)

he/xe/it/no pronouns

[eproctowo]

talk of ibs/disgestive illness

oh to be around another fart enjoyer..esp if they have ibs aaaaa,, just them brapping out farts whenever they need or want to, and whenever/whichever moment(s) they decide they dont want that part of them to be fetishized or sexualized, i will oblige uwu

he/xe; nb man, read what i consent to dammit, fartists have morals too

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L + You’re not smelly + no gas + fartless + ratio 

[eproctowo]

sumn abt shoving my cummy, drippy, n sweaty boycunt in someones face n watching them go hazy abt it

he/no pronouns/xe, mostly masc nb rn

[eproctowo]

mmm i just wanna have someone (or some ppl !) enjoy my boysmell (horny sweat n cum fluids) n get off from how much theyre enjoying it….

he/it/xe as a boything

[eproctowo]

i am sincerely apologising to the ppl who came here for fart stuff cuz now my username is becoming a lil misleading,,

but yk, still would love to (consenually) hear ppl rip some fat ones ffs this feels so fuckin embarrassing to say even tho i just have a silly lil kink n dont mean harm by it

(he/xe)

[eproctowo]

..i want…someone to cum all over my face…..while they queef on my tongue…

[grossgeck]

People keep bringing up “AO3 censorship” but nobody talks about how the site actively allows po//rn fics of REAL KIDS and that should NOT be a thing that exists

“Oooh but banning N//SFW fics of real children would be censorshi-“ I am asking you kindly to shut the up if you *genuinely* believe that please

[grossgeck]

Not to mention the racism and other bigotry

Like I don’t mean “Oh this author is writing a fic where this character goes through the hardships of bigotry but tries to overcome it” sorta thing

I mean just straight up racist caricatures and “racism ki//nks”

Idk about y’all but writing NS//FW content involving real minors and posting pure hate fueled bigotry are two things that we all should NOT be supporting regardless of what your opinions on fiction are ://////

[eproctowo]

queef and squirt combos are k!ller n no one can tell me otherwise !! (includes all trans women too !!!)

(he/xe) pls read my do not interact lol

[eproctowo]

^^^ he’s so quiet because its thinkin abt manqueefs n copious amounts of mancunt cum…. …

(he/it/xe) read my do not interact pls TwT

[eproctowo]

my favorite thing ever,, is when someone is unabashed abt their queefs like,,, hhhhhxkffdjdl,, cuz yes body positivity n such but damn do i love some lovely hole sounds….

[eproctowo]

oh to have someones hole…(preferably a trans guy) purr on my dick….

(he/no pronouns/xe)