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Annie!

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[wumblr]

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

[cyrus-thenotsogreat]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

[chillyfeetsteak]

i gave the venus of willendorf a brewski

[verins-little-notebook]

venus of chillendorf

[gay--dog]

and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks

[kiunlo]

[bish0ps]

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

[bish0ps]

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

You ever think about what differentiates us from the enemy?

[m3n4c3v35537]

possession of the mandate of heaven, surely

[kushblazer666]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'd call it that too if it happened to me

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[hyenaehyenae]

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

[hazardsoflove]

they should’ve stopped the game and let bad bunny keep going

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[cikero]

I wrote you a referral for a swagologist

[goth-queen]

[dash-n-step]

the english language is truly a wonder

[scribeofpnakotis]

all hail william the werewolf, proto-enby

[wretchedly]

Diversity win! The werewolf in your village goes by þei

[howlbear]

[dykexenomorph]

@dyketopian