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do-angels-dream-of-starry-seas

So initially I'm watching without audio, cause "oh cool, some pole dancing". But turn the fucking audio on

biglawbear

Do you know how hard it is to do this while standing still.

Do you know how hard it is to do this while doing something incredibly physically demanding.

Sound on.

harpyharpyharpy

So shook that I recognized them! That's Khadija Mbowe, a brilliant video essayist on youtube. Here's a link to their channel. They're brilliant and compassionate. Go check them out!

batsarebetterthanpeople

I think trans people are allowed to quietly joke amongst each other about a certain rock star looking like one of us or giving egg vibes or whatever but I think it's weird when you genuinely believe it, and I also think it's weird to do about normal people.

batsarebetterthanpeople

Like I've occasionally called Kellin Quinn a t boy. But I know he's not, or if he is he's put a lot of effort into being stealth and I shouldn't seriously pick him apart because it would probably be scary for someone who's been stealth like that to get clocked and I should keep those jokes to myself and away from places where he can see it. That joke is not for Instagram. And it is a joke about how I, too am a man who is a 5'7 Soprano, not my actual genuine assumptions about a rock star's private information.

I think some of you with some other rock stars, living or dead, have forgotten that it is a joke.

batsarebetterthanpeople

Like yeah this is low key vaguing the Kurt Cobain thing. Joke about Kurt being an egg all you like, hes a public figure I dont give a shit. Just like, keep it off the social media websites Courtney Love is on, but do whatever you want have fun with your t-girl!Kurt RPF. But when you write a big essay about how trans people should be allowed to claim their dead about it I start to think you're not joking???? Like why have you hung your "this guy would have been happier as a woman" shit on him and not like.. Sid Vicious or Avicii of Robin Williams? There's a million mental health issues that could have been going on with him that aren't gender dysphoria.

I don't know how to explain to you people that gender is private. It's weird when cis people insist we disclose when we talk to them. It's weird when cis people transvestigate us and each other.

Like yeah we can make little jokes to each other but let's not forget how scary it is when you get clocked by someone you don't know is gonna be cool about it. Let's not forget how scary it is as a not yet ready to be out trans person to have someone find out that you're considering transition.

Is he dead? yes. But like... Still. He killed himself after being in the spotlight for a while. Like Marylin Monroe didn't die for us to act like we don't know what fame does to people. And now you want to speculate about his private information after he blew his brains out to the extent that you've convinced yourself that he was a different gender?

If he was a trans woman, he sure as fuck didn't want you to know that about him. Assume your right. Assume he was. If it was true he blew his brains out before allowing the public to find that out about him. Even if it's true he didn't want you to know it, dawg.

batsarebetterthanpeople

Also there are instances of historical figures who were very clearly trans who Cis people often don't allow us to claim. There is a problem with us not being allowed to claim our dead. Whether it's Chevalier d'Éon or the doctor who lived his entire life as a man and was only found to be CAFAB when they examined his body after his death instead of burying him in what he died in, or one of the many many trans people who died and had their corpse detransitioned and were buried under their dead name by their family, there's plenty of instances of historical people who we would today consider transgender and contemporary trans people who are clear cut but whom cis people try to prevent us from claiming. Kurt Cobain is not one of them. He's a rock star who killed himself because he was depressed.

#like the transvestigating isn't bad because its cis bigots doing it #its bad because it's fucking invasive and rude and puts people at risk

clmntne

imagine being markiplier and you make a movie you spend three years on it and you cause a fake blood shortage and when the movie comes out people love it and rave about it but like with any other movie or media it fades from being the main talk of the town and it moves to something else. two months later a different movie comes out and is in theaters for a while and it’s trending. ah, here’s the new movie that everyone’s talking about. oh cool it’s ryan gosling’s film. looks good. one month into this new movie’s theater run iron lung begins trending again. huh. interesting wonder what’s up. maybe people are desperate for the dvd release? no. they’re drawing you making out scary with ryan gosling. your movie starts trending again and has gotten a new round of fans that never would’ve watched it otherwise. all because you and ryan gosling are both hot and both starred in movies released in close proximity that have parallel themes. and people decided to make yaoi of you. and your dick is definitely being drawn on patreon for $5 a month by someone who has never seen your dick

meanwhile. imagine being ryan gosling and finding out who markiplier is because you encountered art of yourself making out with him. and your dick is also being drawn on patreon

horseproductions

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

horseproductions

cheaphalloweencostume

i’ve just seen the craziest image

cheaphalloweencostume

loveeeeee you guys but do you really actually think mamaaurelius is woke and telling us to do this stuff . this is textbook boring tradwife scare mongering. come on yall

scribeofpnakotis

"Birth control" uh yeah I sure hope it does

honeybee-arts

werewolf-transgenderism

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

justshoveabezoar-again

I’m having a huge problem with liberals not understanding what a “black person” is. Sure there were africans in europe, but those africans were either traveling or enslaved, or people with very special circumstances that you must explain. They weren’t “british”, they weren’t immigrants. You can’t have some character be black and a nobleman from England in the 19th century without giving some context cause yeah that wasn’t the norm.

“Black people existed”, the whole concept of blackness is so new, mentioning it is anachronistic.

And the whole “north africa” argument. North africans were considered white until 2 years ago when the US decided Arabs are not white anymore. Stop it with your fake “inclusion” as if people only exist when they step onto your continent. Write your damn fic in africa. Write about actual african characters, and actual asian characters, they don’t have to step in america/europe to exist.

People who believe that north africans and indians are interchangeable cause “both brown” are telling us to “celebrate the inclusivity”. We are already in our media, we didn’t stop existing cause western media didn’t have “people of color” or whatever other ridiculous term you want to throw at 80% of the frickin globe population.

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If it’s fantasy explain how this reality is different from the one we’re living in. If it’s “historical” then have it make sense in the historical context. You can’t just have characters “happen to be an ethnicity from a different continent”. That shit was not the norm. Some places in africa still freak out if they see a white person, most chinese people haven’t seen a black person, and you think 18th century Europe was “open”?

Anyway, history exists, read on it or decide to go with a whole different reality and it would be nice to see why in that reality Africa wasn’t plundered by europe and why europeans in that reality considered them equal, or whatever the race situation is in that fictional work. Whatever else you’re doing is a cop out and dumb.

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I’m gonna stop here cause that whole is so ridiculous.

Octavia E Butler wrote about a time traveling black woman who found herself a century ago and guess what, she was taken as a slave. Cause that’s the fuckin context of history.

Ok stopping now.

PS: read an actual book that was written before 1930, not “historical fiction released in the 2020s” and read how the europeans spoke about non-europeans. Like get a clue about reality before throwing your 2 cents.

werewolf-transgenderism

racist with a Harry Potter blog in 2026? fork found in kitchen

you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. you are simply incorrect. there were Black Ethiopian Christian monks in the middle ages. there were Black people in medieval Scandinavia. there were Black people in Ancient Greece and Rome (attested in literature). There were Black people in al-Andalus. there was regular contact with both Black and Arab populations in Africa, and there were Black and Arab people traveling to Europe, prior to the inception of chattel slavery, which you seem to think is when Black people started existing.

"the concept of blackness is new" "read something prior to the 1930s" okay! I have! I am a fucking medievalist who is nearly done with a PhD, I have read more premodern literature that includes Black people and POC in it, including FROM AFRICA, than you probably know even exists! the concept of Blackness is not new, actually! nor is the concept of race! there is a whole field of premodern critical race studies which, in my field, has done a lot of work for DECADES to illustrate how the concept of Blackness functioned in medieval European literature. there are Black knights in Arthuriana. there's a Black Magi and also the Queen of Sheba in religious literature. there are Black knights in a variety of medieval Arabic epics from all over the fucking place. fuck's sake, Black people show up in Isidore of Seville and Pliny and allllll sorts of encyclopedic literature! maybe check out some work by Kim F. Hall or Cord Whitaker or Rachel Schine, etc., etc., so you're not just talking out of your fucking ass!

you are just so hilariously misinformed about every single point you are trying to make (Black people can't exist in FANTASY??? where shit is 100% made up and there are dragons and magic???? be fucking serious. and I'm not even going to touch on how incredibly poorly you're reading Kindred, learn to think critically and stop misappropriating the work of Black authors to prop up racist fucking arguments) that I'm just gonna recommend you do some serious learning instead of opening your mouth to be racist and wrong online. do better.

hustlerose

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

scribeofpnakotis

Ceci n'est pas une blowjob

#oral sex mention

2-point-5

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

basilpaste

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

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[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

2-point-5

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

boatemholes

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ITS A PREORDER NO DATE ANNOUNCED YET BUT I HAVE HEARD AUGUST 11

ravioliet

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

daciancatamite

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

daciancatamite

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

dogpuppy

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veryberryskye

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.