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That ain't music!

Applejack: So, whut'cha been doin' all this time in exile?

Autumn Blaze: Well, I've been working on my own musical composition. [makes assorted farting noises for a few minutes]

Applejack: ... Well that ain't music.

Autumn Blaze (furious): THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT STRAVINSKY!! PHILIP GLASS!! FREE JAZZ!! PUNK ROCK!! IF THIS IS MY SONG [makes farting noise], HOW CAN I KEEP FROM SINGING?!?

Autumn Blaze: [makes farting noises for another few minutes]

Applejack: Uh, you written any of yer ...stuff down?

Autumn Blaze: [makes one long farting noise] ...No.

Source: Maria Bamford - '20%'

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2dfangirl

Twilight: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Sunset and I are dating.

Fluttershy, Rainbow, Pinkie, Rarity, Applejack, Sunset: *gasp*

Twilight: Sunset, why are you surprised?!

AJ: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.

Dash: What

AJ: Think about it.

[5 minutes later]

Dash: DID YOU JUST CALL ME UGLY

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Fluttershy: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

Dash, stirring her coffee: I prefer it with salt.

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Sunset: *gasp*

Twilight: wHAT??

Sunset: What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Twilight: *inhales*

AJ, in another room with Rarity: Why can I hear screeching?

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Dash: When I woke up this morning, my first thought was, “No one visits my grave anymore” and I was really sad for a few minutes so I laid on the bed with my eyes shut then all of a sudden I opened my eyes was like “Wait, I don’t have a grave, what the fuck”

Sunset: You we’re possessed.

AJ: Find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave, you jackass

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mlpincorrect

twilight: i can’t believe we’re finally here, i never thought we’d make it.

sunset: oh for fucks sake my driving isnt that bad.

amagicalduck47

Rarity is the first person Sunset tells when she realises she has a crush on Sci Twi, because she's the only one that could a) keep it a secret, and b) provide any useful advice.