A Short and Uneventful Timeline

This blog is my main blog - shitposts and vent (often DPD) posts frequently made, as well as lots of homestuck and other fandoms - posts will be tagged appropriately for triggers; message me to add specific tags to my taglist! Sidebar by filibusterfrog

[elveepee]

“Ziggurat,” 2019 oil on paper LOUIEVANPATTEN.com

[papasmoke]

hmm, i will jump into this rabbit hole yes

[pagesixlovers]

[oddpyromaniac]

The man is a legend agshjdjd

[dynastylnoire]

Protect him

[groundwater]

my therapist: horrifying uncanny valley judi dench cgi cat isn’t real and she can’t hurt you 

horrifying uncanny valley judi dench cgi cat:

[neurotypical-karen]

The dean of students took the wheels from my heelys I feel like Lucifer stripped of his wings

[neurotypical-karen]

I have to walk down the hallways like a common wench and I’m LIVID

[vanwizard]

hm. wish i was a rat living in a sewer.

[vanwizard]

[emilyarmadillo]

Pokemon fusions: Moon Moon collection

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[gatheringkeepsakes]

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

[dramaticalcorgi]

honestly the saddest thing about monster hunter world is when the monster limps back to its nest. it just wants to live and yet you’re standing next to it with your weapon charged like

[cunninghamchrissie]

i talk a big game abt wanting to live in the woods but i couldn’t survive smth like this

[cat-memes-only]

So me

[kitten-cab00dle]

This has the same energy as wine mom minion memes on Facebook does anyone agree with me

[salihombox]

Sporestuck if u have spore u can free to dowload them

Ram mom

Tinkerbull

Bicyclops

Crab dad

Pounce de Leon

Mother grubs

Dragon mom

Spider mom

Aurthour

Goat dad

Seahorse dad

Gl'bgolyb

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[kianamaiart]

Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!

[nadowell]

Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.

[fuckyeahanarchistposters]

[technobladerights]

the endermans mad at the ender dragon and this is the most entertained ive been in months

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

[schmuddel]

“Bazinga” and “everypony” are the closest we will get to real-world dragon shouts.

[nyanbinyuri]