There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

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There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.
the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible
i fucking love images of comments that have something a little stupid but not necessarily awful and it has like a ton of downvotes/dislikes. idk why i find it so funny
3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh
0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎
we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away
now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid
[scribbling in a notebook] The…xenomorph…is an…example of…a parasitoid…organism.
yes
that being said landlords are parasitoids
trap for a sexist father of young girls where the whole thing is set up like a princess tea party with billy and the victim needs to ingest a whole pot of poisoned tea without getting sick or breaking character or the room is flooded with sparkly pink neurotoxin
it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare
“oh yeah i mean im not diabetic but i dont really know how insulin works and i think its kinda freaky that you gotta poke your finger all the time so im gonna go ahead and say insulin is illegal”
thats how it sounds.
I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.
all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso
Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?
thats right
the biggest word in this post is “entertained”
Anyway photography, silent films, and “talkies” (moving pictures with sound) were all invented and made by adults and mostly for adults as the audience
last time i checked its basically just Boss Baby out there. not entertaining to a high-earning professional. he’s not even actually the boss he’s a baby
you forgot kung fu panda
2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things
Just in case anyone else was curious.
This is kind of horrifying
holy shit
fucking destroyed
looks like we have a new king
get a load of this
Clever bug: I’m done with nectar. I don’t even want nectar anymore. I want to invent some kind of cooked meat inside of bread
Nectar loving bug: Do you still want to be my friend
Clever bug: Of course
Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book
Artists sketch
UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN
only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for
there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs
I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows
happy world frog day, 50 frogs to go until we hit 8,000 species described!!
@markscherz
There is a small but real chance I will get to Do The Thing. Watch this space.
For clarity: it is a question of timing and luck, and is out of my hands. My coauthors and I have something like 15 new species under review or in press right now, but so do at least a dozen other teams of amphibian taxonomists, I’m sure. I did have the honour of describing the 8000th amphibian species added to Amphibian Species of the World back in 2019 (it was Anodonthyla eximia). It seems almost too much to ask that I would have the luck to describe the 8000th frog, too!
I was too busy laughing to take a picture but my son answered the door last night ready for an adventure 😭😭😭
IT HAPPENED AGAINNN
1981 Enesco Garfield “Compute This Sucker” Figurine