fix your hearts or die

shay, hiding from my other blog prev. usercannibal

[art-of-idleness]

[patrickjmccormack]

[strawberryblondebutch]

You have to read books for adults. You have to listen to jazz. You have to watch black and white movies and TV shows with subtitles. The whole point of art is to expand your worldview.

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'm a sucker for a good "you think you're in one horror subgenre but it's actually a different horror subgenre". character struggling to accept that maybe demons are tormenting them suddenly finds out it's actually aliens. trope of all time tbh

[angelswouldnthelpyou]

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[cryptidclub]

my riso prints hot off the presses YAY! printed with bubblegum pink, green, and black ink! henenelotter triple feature tribute (basket case, brain damage, and frankenhooker) & the complaining xenomorph

[amphibianshaped]

deep

[cerealssoggies]

What if Gloria gave her heart to someone who loved her?

[lmaonade]

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[anjomecanico]

Start commenting "not all men" in posts saying something positive about men

[mother-lee]

[dogpuppy]

[drderivative-deactivated2020012]

Twin Peaks 2017 continuity error

In Part 2, Shelly says that James has “always been cool.” This contradicts both Twin Peaks and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me in which James was not cool.