Nick in orbit! ✨🛸

tamaki amajiki is best boy

[urotsuki]

[erysium]

happy pride, from my dog bubba 👁️🌈

[lunarlagomorph]

Nii-san, please refrain from such boorish behavior. I am attempting to cultivate a dark academia aesthetic in this mansion.

[mipywomp-deactivated20250309]

[honeymoonavenue]

jennifer’s body (2009)

[confessionsofanerd]

This movie gets funnier every year that I get older

[pointnclick]

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

[plum-soup]

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

[pointnclick]

I killed the dasher

[plum-soup]

Okay W

[depsidase]

[ereshk]

[musashi]

wghatever the fuck this genre of tweet is i cant fucking stop saying mein scheiss Hund as a vocal stim

[mystic-lilac]

As someone who knows a fair amount of German I’m trying to translate these tweets myself and Scheiß can also be used for fuck as well as shit so it can also be “my fucking dog Tank of Peace is drifting 200 nautical miles off the Colombian coast” is a whole new level of funny too me

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

[jacobtheloofah]

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

[kooriki]

blue pikmin

[cryptotheism]

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

[tamamita]

Jalter canonically sucks at French

[lapithae]

Jalter's been bad at French since she named her first Noble Phantasm 'La Grondement Du Haine'.

[tamamita]

Amused by the fact that no other French servant bothered to tell her, they just let her butcher their language

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

She is canonically illiterate and learned how to read and write for the first time to write to Santa Claus of course her grammar sucks

[tamamita]

Absolutely love this sentence

[mono-umbran9no1]

Twitterに投稿していた宮本武蔵のイラストです。

宮本武蔵 (Miyamoto Musashi) - Fate/Grand Order

[bathroomcube]

me watching the 4 command boxes of unknown origin open and then close right away as i start up my computer

[bathroomcube]

ok

[triviallytrue]

[yorhaw]

[kawacy]

Douma and Shinobu

[teoremaking]