Hey Ho Let's Go

20. Malaysia. Trying to get sub seven on my 2k ergo test.

[trapcard]

[neckkiss]

I want to touch your warm body with my cold hands.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that Spongebob’s parents 

are not cookies but dried out sponges

[angry-diarrhea]

What if… I lovingly named them silly things

[thestomping-ground]

[mushabon]

Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

[thebearcametoo]

I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear.

[mushabon]

You made this 1000x better

[pxpi]

step 1: make girl laugh step 2: make girl moan

[bekanicolex]

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[naiveasf]

coffee ft. rain

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

[reaper-0-1]

Who the fuck wrote this

[slavery]

What’s sex

[acoolguy]

some naked bullshit

[wolftyla]

I hope one day you wake up and things are so much better for you. The people are nicer, your situations are less stressful, your money is stable and you love yourself a little bit more than the person you’re craving the attention of.

[eyedefects]

Inferonasal colobomatous defect of the iris in the right eye.

[charlesoberonn]

Why is voter registration not automatic for every American citizen of age like in any other democratic country?

[huggablemathematician]

🎶 Voter supression is the way parties stay in power! 🎶

[charlesoberonn]

That explains a lot.

[charlesoberonn]

I just show up at the polling station (which is established in a nearby school for my convenience), present my ID, and they let me vote.

[charlesoberonn]

Also, why do felons lose their voting rights, even after they’re released?

They’re still citizens, they’re still impacted by the laws and policies of the government, even more so than the average citizen. My country has polling stations in prisons.

Even the guy who assassinated the Prime Minister can vote.

[charlesoberonn]

Oh that reminds me, Election Day is a national day-off.

[luvtonique]

Reblog if boobs are pretty cool

[dankmemeuniversity]