not your basic average girl

honestly just shoot me lol

[lesbiankatebush]

they should remake breaking bad but instead of making and dealing meth it’s a suburban white mom who makes soap and the same levels of violence, gore, and drama remain

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[forassgard]

[showgirlsteve-blog]

#I have a feeling#Steve was at the VA#and tried to invite Sam to this party#and ended up inviting the whole VA#and all the WWII vets were like HELL YES#PARTY WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA#PARTY LIKE IT’S 1945!!!  (via portraitoftheoddity​)

[bisexualstever0gers]

I just love when Steve hangs out with people his age and it’s this young hot guy hanging out with a bunch of 90 year olds and they’re all laughing and joking about old times and it’s hilarious

and Sam’s thinking “wow here I am chilling with a bunch of old guys” and he realizes how out of place he feels because he doesn’t have a lot of shared life experience with them

and then he realizes how Steve feels all the time

[manicheen]

it was good and then it was sad wtf

[skressed-deactivated20160306]

[moviewhorexo-blog]

[death-by-lulz]

Imagine him tracking you down and yelling your Tumblr url at you.

Scary.

[theweedkitten]

you're a drug dealer not a snail hurry the fuck up

[tonyrackstonx-deactivated202110]

Y'all better be drinking water.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[coldforever-deactivated20171119]

Don’t depend on anyone, handle your own shit.

[phsfg]

Jack Black: makes vids where he’s having fun with his kid

Youtuber Academics:

[bumbleshark]

this is one of the exact types of youtubers i hoped jack black would piss off

[adaptinghoul-deactivated2025101]

[justbadpuns]

My friend wouldn’t stop messing with my watch. It really got me ticked off

[babyanimalgifs]

[1dietcokeinacan]

He’s being so careful I’m crying

[stimman3000]

[mitski-miyawakis]

Pussy

[porterr-robinson]

[ericafuckyeah]

I’ve been stuck in a place in my life lately where I have no freedom and no will. I promise I’m getting it back though. Won’t be too long til I’m myself again.

[hafael-archive]

21 Jump Street (2012) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

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