[ceevee5]

[thebibliosphere]

Am I crying from laughing or am I crying so hard I’m laughing?

Yes.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[awed-frog]

[zootycoon-archive]

i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Karl Marx

[lagonegirl]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

[wetorturedsomefolks]

finally some accuracy on this post

[elierlick]

Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.

[betweenparallels]

“Never Use Alone” is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you’re alone.

If you call [phone], an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you’ve given us this information you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you’ve ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30-45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you’ve given us.

We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. please call. We are on standby.

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This seems like a solid and real thing, I did my best to vet them and found their FB: https://www.facebook.com/Neverusealone/

They also seem to help with getting Narcan.

[official-lucifers-child]

holy shit this can actually save Real Lives like dudes this isn’t a joke and isn’t to be passed off

[rocktheholygrail]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[third-nature]

[kingjaffejoffer]

#EthicalDraggings

[thee-renaissance-man]

Fuck the Police

[oscarorozcoorejel]

Rember you can chsnge the local laws to allow these vendors to legally seek thier food

[cosmic-noir]

VOTE AND CHANGE THESE LAWS

[wrenrouge]

[inkyako]

“wrong timing” assignment turns into a bunch of fish walking funny

[khosatral]

There is no such thing as wrong timing when its time for walking fish.

[theshinigamiturtle]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

[shouldnt]

[thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap]

I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it’s screenshot of a tweet

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[caecilius-est-pater]

[vinstage]

[pixarsource]

How far computer animation has come: Toy Story (1995) // Toy Story 4 (2019)

[daddyfuckedme]