pester the vviolet prince

[Semi-dependant 10-Sweep-old Eridan Ampora Roleplay blog] CA: life offplanet isnt as glamorous as i thought it wwould be so i made this dumb fuckin blog to try an entertain myself CA: you lot better not make me regret this decision

[eridanglubs]

wwoah i didnt knoww so many people wwould wwant to talk to me so soon

@fuschiaglubber

@timelyglitch

@8itingmachine

@diidymoii

@tentacles-and-pentacles

@rebelliiou2

names eridan ampora, constellensign for the cosmilitary, and future nebuladmiral. and you lot are?

[timelyglitch-deactivated2017042]

well now, dont these sound to me like quite the impressive titles?

lovely to make your dogotal acquaintance, eridan~

my name is aradia  megido, just a humble explorer, if you so will~

how is the evening treating a constellensign and  future nebuladmiral like you?

[eridanglubs]

i guess they are pretty impressivve titles noww that i think about it. only 10 swweeps and im already destined to be a nebuladmiral. wwoww. im doin pretty wwell, and its nice to meet you, aradia. im glad at least somebody around here has the decency to treat me wwith a bit a respect.

[eridanglubs]

pleasure ta meet you, bites. any particular story behind that nickname? if it is a nickname.

[d8ylight-deactivated20190311]

It is a nickname, yes. Well, for one, there’s my url, ‘8itingmachine’.  Secondly, since I’m a rain8owdrinker, I tend to have a…….. a slight issue with my urge to 8ite things.

[eridanglubs]

huh, ivve nevver met any rainbowwdrinkers before. i half thought they wwere a myth. just so long as you dont seek out my ship and personally try to drain the rich blood from my vveins i dont havve any problem wwith you bein one, bites.

[tangledalgoriithm2-blog]

that2 2ome of the 2tupiide2t, mo2t conciieted bull2hiit ive ever heard. who deciided that you were hiigher than me becau2e of the color of your blood? al2o, iit miight come a2 a 2hocker two you, but 2trappiing my2elf iintwo a 2hiip wiith no free wiill or per2onaliity for the re2t of my liife ii2nt exactly my iidea of the be2t way of 2erviing the empiire. 

[eridanglubs]

the entire fuckin univverse decided that you lowwblooded piece a bootlickin landtrash. highbloods are better in evvery conceivvable wway. wwere stronger, faster, livve longer, havve stronger immune systems, havve immunity to psychic attacks and are obvviously more intelligent than you pissblooded filthy battery if wwe can figure out that wwere better than you and you cant. and thats the best wway to servve the empire. youre so pathetic in evvery other wway that your psionics are the only redeemable qualities about you. 

[tangledalgoriithm2-blog]

ii cant even fuckiing talk two you.

[eridanglubs]

good fuckin riddance.

[eridanglubs]

wwoah i didnt knoww so many people wwould wwant to talk to me so soon

@fuschiaglubber

@timelyglitch

@8itingmachine

@diidymoii

@tentacles-and-pentacles

@rebelliiou2

names eridan ampora, constellensign for the cosmilitary, and future nebuladmiral. and you lot are?

[d8ylight-deactivated20190311]

Hey, welcome tl this hellhole of a we8site yo.

You can call me 8ites.

[eridanglubs]

pleasure ta meet you, bites. any particular story behind that nickname? if it is a nickname.

[tangledalgoriithm2-blog]

that2 2ome of the 2tupiide2t, mo2t conciieted bull2hiit ive ever heard. who deciided that you were hiigher than me becau2e of the color of your blood? al2o, iit miight come a2 a 2hocker two you, but 2trappiing my2elf iintwo a 2hiip wiith no free wiill or per2onaliity for the re2t of my liife ii2nt exactly my iidea of the be2t way of 2erviing the empiire. 

[eridanglubs]

the entire fuckin univverse decided that you lowwblooded piece a bootlickin landtrash. highbloods are better in evvery conceivvable wway. wwere stronger, faster, livve longer, havve stronger immune systems, havve immunity to psychic attacks and are obvviously more intelligent than you pissblooded filthy battery if wwe can figure out that wwere better than you and you cant. and thats the best wway to servve the empire. youre so pathetic in evvery other wway that your psionics are the only redeemable qualities about you. 

[tangledalgoriithm2-blog]

fiir2t off, iim not a piiece of hardware or an object that you need. 2econdly, you have two code a program before you can run iit, fucknut2. your p2iioniic2 dont iin2tantly adju2t to piilotiing an entiire fuckiing 2hiip, iif you triied youd blow a fu2e and end up u2ele22. there2 a proce22 to iit, along wiith 2ome braiinwa2hiing bull2hiit 2o that you dont piilot the 2hiip iintwo a 2tar iin an act of rebelliion.

[eridanglubs]

wwell you are a piece a hardwware. helmsmen are brainless little powwer cells you hook up to a ship to make it go. wwhat part a that implies you arent a piece a hardwware? just accept it. once they hook you up i hope you dont keep that snarky personality. do you havve any idea howw to speak to your betters? and excuse me for not bein some sort a helmsman expert- thats the biomechanics job. 

[tangledalgoriithm2-blog]

ex-fuckiing-2cu2e you? ii get a 2urgery that 2ay2 ii get two 2pend the re2t of my liife iin con2tant mii2ery and 2uddenly iim a machiine for your u2e? helm2men are troll2, you iidiiot, not hardware. we diidnt a2k two bee hatched wiith p2iioniic2, and we 2ure a2 hell diidnt a2k two be plugged into a computer for the re2t of our liive2! ii dont giive a damn wether you know about helm2men, you hemoii2t piiece of 2hiit, but ii giive a damn that you act liike iim a fuckiing braiinle22 tool already.

[eridanglubs]

and i didnt ask to be hatched better than you but thats just life. think of it this wway- youre duty is to servve those abovve you any wway you can. bein a helmsman is the best wway you could do that. you should be proud.  and hemoism aint evven a real concept. its just the natural order a things- im higher than you, wwhich means im better than you and you should servve me. 

[eridanglubs]

wwoah i didnt knoww so many people wwould wwant to talk to me so soon

@fuschiaglubber

@timelyglitch

@8itingmachine

@diidymoii

@tentacles-and-pentacles

@rebelliiou2

names eridan ampora, constellensign for the cosmilitary, and future nebuladmiral. and you lot are?

[tangledalgoriithm2-blog]

fiir2t off, iim not a piiece of hardware or an object that you need. 2econdly, you have two code a program before you can run iit, fucknut2. your p2iioniic2 dont iin2tantly adju2t to piilotiing an entiire fuckiing 2hiip, iif you triied youd blow a fu2e and end up u2ele22. there2 a proce22 to iit, along wiith 2ome braiinwa2hiing bull2hiit 2o that you dont piilot the 2hiip iintwo a 2tar iin an act of rebelliion.

[eridanglubs]

wwell you are a piece a hardwware. helmsmen are brainless little powwer cells you hook up to a ship to make it go. wwhat part a that implies you arent a piece a hardwware? just accept it. once they hook you up i hope you dont keep that snarky personality. do you havve any idea howw to speak to your betters? and excuse me for not bein some sort a helmsman expert- thats the biomechanics job. 

[tangledalgoriithm2-blog]

@eridanglubs

hey buddy. name2 2ollux, currently 2aiiliing the voiid and wii2hiing the crew would let me keep around 2ome bee2, you know what iim 2ayiing? 2o who are you?

[eridanglubs]

glad to knoww someone else is in my predicament. yknoww, wwith the wwhole sailin through the vvoid thing and all. names eridan ampora, constellensign for the cosmilitary. id assume you wwere the same, but you seem a bit lowwblooded for that, no offense. 

[tangledalgoriithm2-blog]

offen2e kiinda taken anyway2. defiiniitely not a con2tellen2iign, unfortunately. iid much rather bee that than a helm2man in traiiniing. thank whatever loopy god2 are out there that ii wa2 hatched wiith the p2iioniic2 for the job.

[eridanglubs]

a helmsman, eh? ill be needin one a those wwhen i become a nebuladmiral. i didnt knoww you had to train em though- dont they just hook you lot up to the ship and let your psionics do the wwork? wwhat the hell wwould trainin to be a piece a hardwware evven entail?

[tangledalgoriithm2-blog]

@eridanglubs

hey buddy. name2 2ollux, currently 2aiiliing the voiid and wii2hiing the crew would let me keep around 2ome bee2, you know what iim 2ayiing? 2o who are you?

[eridanglubs]

glad to knoww someone else is in my predicament. yknoww, wwith the wwhole sailin through the vvoid thing and all. names eridan ampora, constellensign for the cosmilitary. id assume you wwere the same, but you seem a bit lowwblooded for that, no offense. 

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