Can't keep my eyes from the circling sky

Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I

[recaption]

[rcktpwr]

comparing gandalf vs dumbledore is childish but not bc “it’s pointless to argue about such things, everyone can like who they want” or some little bitch shit like that but because gandalf is so many leagues beyond anything dumbledore could ever hope to have achieved that it’s like why even bother. why even attempt

[rcktpwr]

gandalf is (literally.) an angel and he knows how to smoke and party. the only thing that could take him down was a literal demon and even then he just resurrected stronger than ever before with some sexy new clothes. dumbledore lost to a chemistry professor

[huhval]

[writingsforwinter]

it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed

[hoopdogz]

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

[spoilt-thoughts]

“Being a gentleman needs to become trendy again”

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[deeplifequotes]

“Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares their bed with someone else when you’re not around.”

— Unknown

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[futurelegendladystardust]

me smoking weed: this is going to fix everything

[madamejumel]

the private journal of aaron burr

[therealklt]

Me after the weekend.

[bye9000-deactivated20170123]

like honestly what kind of #relatable feelings FROM 1812

[goldstar-goldfish-deactivated20]

He bought a coconut in case any of you were wondering

[weyoun]

Even more relatable

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

I looked up how much this would be in today’s money and Burr spent over $40 on a coconut

[youeitherskateoryoudie-deactiva]

just spent $40 #likeanass

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

do i blame my zodiac sign or my childhood traumas or both

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

[helium-argon-co2]

I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice

[dcvertigoblog]

[helpingg]

[unclefather]