[cat-memes-only]

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[imalwaysaslutforthevoid]

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

[reshipped]

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[whitepeopletwitter]

[elennastarwards-deactivated2023]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[shaolinbynature]

Ellen “Knuck if you buck” Pompeo waiting for Joanne to pull up on the corner for Crenshaw and Slauson to beat her ass as promised

[snumelhp]

why do i think about this………. all the time?

[isleswoman]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ellen “got hands” Pompeo

[battlechick]

this is literally the sweetest thing ever 🥺

[gay-irl]

Gay👀irl

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[bob-belcher]

[previoustags]

[queerist]

BRANDI IS OUR SAVIOUR

[pancakeke]

another fun night of quiplash

[b-atiful]

This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

[comradesaucegay]

get a man who can do both

[ithelpstodream]