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Calm down, Satan. (via AngelaBrisk)

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[reasonsmysoniscrying]

Off topic, but I badgered my wife with questions about this for 30 miles and now it’s your turn to help me solve this mystery. Did he get the “TACOMAN” vanity plate because he owns a taco shop? Or just loves Tacos? And does he drive a Toyota Tacoma because the word Taco is so front and center in it’s name and he is compelled to blindly pursue all things taco?

Or did he get the “TACOMAN” plate to drive home just exactly how much he loves his truck and “Tacoma” was unavailable? Did he start out with the plate number “TACOMA1”, then, because of his undying Tacoma love, kept adding various Tacomas to his collection until he ran out of numbers, had to switch to letters (TacomaA, TacomaB, TacomaC) and this is actually the 23rd truck in his collection - the “TacomaN”?

A third option?

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? OH, TACOMAN, WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME WITH YOUR MYSTERIOUS WAYS??

[did-you-know]

Sleight-of-hand artist Apollo Robbins is so stealthy that he once started a conversation with Jimmy Carter’s Secret Service agents and had everything out of their pockets within minutes. They were completely unaware that he’d acquired their badges, watches, Carter’s itinerary, and the keys to his motorcade. Source Source 2

Photo: Frederick M. Brown/Getty

Via The New Yorker:

“In more than a decade as a full-time entertainer, Robbins has taken (and returned) a lot of stuff, including items from well-known figures in the worlds of entertainment (Jennifer Garner, actress: engagement ring); sports (Charles Barkley, former N.B.A. star: wad of cash); and business (Ace Greenberg, former chairman of Bear Stearns: Patek Philippe watch).

He is probably best known for an encounter with Jimmy Carter’s Secret Service detail in 2001. While Carter was at dinner, Robbins struck up a conversation with several of his Secret Service men. Within a few minutes, he had emptied the agents’ pockets of pretty much everything but their guns.

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Robbins brandished a copy of Carter’s itinerary, and when an agent snatched it back he said, “You don’t have the authorization to see that!” When the agent felt for his badge, Robbins produced it and handed it back. Then he turned to the head of the detail and handed him his watch, his badge, and the keys to the Carter motorcade.”

[staff]

Words can’t express our devastation, fury, and sorrow. Our hearts break thinking of the lives that will go unlived, and the families left behind.

If you’re suffering from fear or anxiety, or know someone who is, call the NAMI helpline at 1-800-950-6264 or text NAMI to 741741. Trained counselors are available 24/7 to help you process what you’re feeling, free and confidentially.

Where do we go from here?

This won’t be the last mass shooting in America. Until Congress puts aside the politics of gun control and honestly faces the human toll of their inaction, guns will continue to ravage our communities.

If you’ll be 18 by November 6, 2018, please register to vote. Help your friends register. Help your neighbors register. On election day, organize carpools to polling places. Trade shifts with people who can’t get time off, or babysit their kids. A single vote for gun control is more powerful than all the thoughts and prayers in Washington.

Tens of thousands of people will be killed by guns before we can wrest control of Congress from the gun lobby. Many hundreds will be students sheltering in classrooms. But change is possible.

TurboVote.org will help you register online or by mail. Go now. We don’t have time to wait.

See how much the gun lobby has given to your representative, or spent on their behalf.

[diycraftsnmore]

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

The shoe rack just sold this idea to me. 😍

[bussystuff]

Wonderful

[elegantpaws]

This is genius. Am going to get a few.

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

They are affordable too, especially at Walmart, Target and if anyone has one left in their town, Kmart.

[torisoulphoenix]

Wow!!!!

[bougieauntie-deactivated]

A DIY THAT ISNT USELESS YES

[ataleof2men]

Now this is some useful content

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[casey-jane-lewis]

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

[annajiejie]

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting. Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault. So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

[burdmom]

whats a king to a bard

[thatthreeanon]

Thats literally a dnd skill

[james-winston]

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Rob Beckett

[wwinterweb]

People Share Their Worst First Date Stories (See 14 More)

[lesbianpeachs]

are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual

[lesbianpeachs]

everyone keeps saying “both” and I suddenly feel regretful I asked a bunch of bisexuals to make a choice

[emperor-of-roses]

its really funny how like, pikachu has been the obvious moneymaker for pokemon throughout its history, and they’ve tried to replicate this without success ever since. trying each gen to hit on that perfect mascot formula

and finally after a series of unsuccessful and generally unmemorable clumsy pikachu ripoffs, nintendo comes out with a pokemon… whose entire concept is boldfacedly, ‘clumsy pikachu ripoff’

and everyone fucking loves it

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“Baby brain” is a real thing. Studies show that when women are pregnant, their memory and cognitive function is noticeably worse than non-pregnant women. Source Source 2

[turing-tested]

id be the perfect example of a chad/jock/top triple threat but i am Autism man who cant function in social situations without sunglasses so im just stuck with a semi popular blog and only a half decent sense of humor

[turing-tested]

strider. this just makes me a strider. what the fuck

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Thank you for calling the White House. Unfortunately, we cannot answer your call today, because Congressional Democrats are holding government funding, including funding for our troops and other national security priorities, hostage to an unrelated immigration debate. Due to this obstruction, the government is shut down. In the meantime, you can leave a comment for the president at www.whitehouse.gov/contact. We look forward to taking your calls as soon as the government reopens.

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[erinbear30]

"supermom": loses baby weight immediately, works outside the home, cooks all 3 meals for whole family, prepares packed lunches, cleans whole house, microcleans daily and constantly (dishes, laundry, folding laundry, wiping counters, sweeping, organizing, picking up after children), stays pretty, nurtures and feeds infants, emotionally supports children, brings children to extracurricular activities, puts children to sleep, grooms children, micro-grooms all day (wipes mouths, cleans hands, changes diapers), bathes children, clothes children, shops for children, grocery shops,

"superdad": braids his daughter's hair