rotten on the vine

discordianism, here, on our earth

[ostolero]

things in life come in two quantities

many or few

[ostolero]

you know what. fuck this. *burrows*

[ostolero]

*enters shower* *turns shower handle* *starts parrying the water like daigo*

[ostolero]

if I can’t unlock arcane truths without store-bought materials, they are shit truth

[ostolero]

reblog if you support

martian ice technology

[ostolero]

“being a well-rounded person”

like cross-classing? in real life?

[ostolero]

[ostolero]

another utena/mitski micro amv from when vine died

[ostolero]

the moe style is repulsive. 

get a nose! 

get a life!

[jamesspadersnortingspafflines]

[ostolero]

tumblr as a laboratory for super jokes is over. together we will make the most mundane statements that illicit no emotional response whatsoever

[fortidogi]

bean paste on loaf.

[ranch-ericandreshow-ranch]

Death grips

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

why is this a one millisecond video

[ostolero]

[ostolero]

infographics greatest moments

here is what 1 billion dollars looks like 

here is what 50,000 rats looks like

[ostolero]

going out to eat some mold spores. anybody need anything?

[quaternion-group]

can i get added onto your will

[ostolero]

not sure why but go wild

[ostolero]

a funeral scene where the dearly departed specified a spotify playlist to go with the proceedings but upon passing the subscription had been cancelled so during the ceremony a 90 second long ad plays

[ostolero]

some tips before you go to twitter:

I lost track of dj khaled

he could be anywhere

good luck

[ostolero]

*interrupts your channeled ability*

[quaternion-group]

i’m tired of this

[ostolero]

let me “spell” this out

[ostolero]

VICE investigative journalist: haha and then what :)

[ostolero]

just heard of the concept of eating hot wings in the bath and like

this is a new school of mathematics

[ostolero]

you can even drink the water too. it’s right there

[ostolero]

such is the nature of baths