rotten on the vine

discordianism, here, on our earth

[ostolero]

discordianism is cool because you just believe in what is specifically convenient for you in the moment

[ostolero]

my body is just the width of my head and that lets me squeeze into tiny holes

[ostolero]

░F░N░O░R░D░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

[ostolero]

Discordian Craig Finn: I guess I heard about the Original Snub

[ostolero]

how did we exist as a society before mambo no 5?

[ostolero]

consider the discordianism law of fives

[ostolero]

to bounce on it in a justified and ancient way

[ostolero]

I need the illuminatus! trilogy tv show to come out so people can understand part of what's wrong with me

[ostolero]

I mean what's right with me

[ostolero]

morpheus as a discordian saint. the binary nature of prophecy. either it is or isn't so. the jokes about the statistics for mutually exclusive options being 50-50 tying into the law of fives.

[ostolero]

idk man I didn't do it

[cryptotheism]

When are they going to nerf him

[ostolero]

better call saul has shown me that life doesn't stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me

[boarofthenorth100]

Pray For Me

[boarofthenorth100]

Nothings Wrong I Just Want More Power

[everyteenager4free1]

[cryptotheism]

George: They're platonizing me Jerry! Platonizing me! I have a perfectly good temple cult Jerry, but they keep talking about Henads and Monads. I can't keep up!

Jerry: The nerve of some people. You know, a Buddy of mine had to syncretize his temple cult. His statue god is one of Zeus's daughters now.

Elaine: Look on the bright side, if you learn Greek you can slip your own theology into Christianity. It'll be like you never left.

Kramer: Jerry! Jerry! A new prophet was born in Mecca!

[jncos]

Fairies benign? Arthur Rackham's your kind.

Fairies are bad? Arthur Machen's your lad.

[powerfulwizard]

Usually you can’t post wombats when it isn’t Wednesday but drawing these marks on the wombat’s face breaks Tumblr’s wombat recognition software.

[ostolero]

Following in their actions, Carey joins in the festivities and hops atop a car and begins singing and dancing to the strong bass and R&B beat playing from the stereos.

[ostolero]

@iscythea

I really wasn’t kidding when I said that Carey joins in the festivities and hops atop a car and begins singing and dancing to the strong bass and R&B beat playing from the stereos.

[ostolero]

anyone wanna try throwing bricks at each other to make the bricks collide?