cool cat

lauren !! 23 !! lesbian

[monsieurenjlolras]

No one ever: I hate Ellen DeGeneres.

[monsieurenjlolras]

Checking in eleven years later folks and it does seem like I was hugely wrong on this one. a BIG my bad to everybody involved

[aftonfamilyvalues]

[geminiwave]

[powerfulwizard]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

clocks i am enthralled with

[tittled]

grandma ate my fucking pizza

[frosch-byte-deactivated20220405]

[m-a-r-i-0-n-deactivated20200722]

[skeetshoot]

caroline polachek - door

[ironpour]

Wigstan

[4444555666777888999]

He has a pussy landing strip on his neck

[harleydeville]

king shit

[lostcryptids]

scanning all my photos for orbs. none to be seen

[lostcryptids]

[lostcryptids]

[lostcryptids]

[kristina100000]

march better be THAT month or im killing someone!! 🤣🤣

[jacisdeadlonglivejac-deactivate]

[april]

JFK’s status as only gay US president is secured once again

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

i think if i went back in time and gave some medieval bitch even just 1 of my sour skittles that they would actually die

[valtsv]

[leocohen]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

patch idea

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[snuppie]

me, a goth: My Darling, Dark Temptress Who I Love So Dearly, I Have Crocheted You This Anatomically Correct Heart As A Symbol Of My Undying Devotion

my normie gf: awww thanks babe! do you want to come to target with me?

me: Yes