ermagerdperpehs

Just another simp for the senior neck-romancer

[ermagerdperpehs]

I am determined to have an army of Mememmrichs at my disposal 😂😂😂 here’s what we have so far

BEHOLD THE DANK ASS MEMEMMRICH STASH

…. stache chortles

[mistressandry]

Here's my piece for June for the the Fade Discord's Emmrich calendar! Here's the companion written piece by @tacoteddy22 💐

I was really trying to convey the silence of those midnight sunsets.. the calm of it all. Hope you all get a moment of similar reflection and wonder this month 🧡❤️💜

[ermagerdperpehs]

More Lilya and Emmy doodles

Full version on BlueSky https://bsky.app/profile/ermagerdperpehs.bsky.social/post/3mmigch6c7s2t

This author has chosen to make their posts visible only to people who are signed in.

[mushrooms-x-moss]

Emmrook & Friends #TextPostTuesday: BATCH 9 🪲

SURPRISE!!!

That's right, I'm BACK baby, with the first #TextPostTuesday in wayyyy too damn long!! 😂

While I don't think I'll be dropping these on a weekly basis ever again (rip) I promise you haven't seen the last of me lmao. I've also since made a meme masterpost, and you can check out all of the previous #TextPostTuesday batches + some extra stuff, there!

👈 Previous Text Post 🕯️ Fern's Archive of Artisanal Memes 📚 Back to Lighthouse Library

Ploppin' the tag list + some meme pals below to share the silly! 💕🫶

@onelooseskull @serialsforbellara @davrinsleftpectoral @blackwall-my-tiny-husband @hedwigoprah @guacamolleee @introvertedfangrl @vishantikaffar @redaresss @sunny374940 @sorcerousadventurer @necromanticsoul @brightbreezeblog @casa-dei-corvei @lycheecatee @handsignals @wolfmoonwildflowers @notyourmamasdeerbat @sandcastlekings @curiouswisp @quaksi @trashwithvariety @trash-nerd @dudewheresmynug @rooks-dagger @grand-crow @tevivinter @genjyoandgojyoandhakkai @zennihilation @kogarashi-art @pinkvbay @chaosherald @xkatchy @reaver-of-kirkwall @in-the-drowning-deep @ass-deep-in-demons @bronzieinthedas @winterhartarts @oddsaint22 @veilguardingonmain @wickedadaar @lemondelighted @andthekitchensinkao3 @woundedsoul12 @tarasmom @opulentshits @ermagerdperpehs @2mercia2furious @theyearningghoul 🌿

Tag List

[ermagerdperpehs]

I got a Cameo from both Zach and Nick and mashed them up together

Shout out to @silshinobii for the lovely Lilya emotes I used in this edit

[ermagerdperpehs]

I’ve seen some art with this style and wanted to try my hand at it.

Might I offer you a smutty Emmrich Volkarin in this trying time?

[rauferes]

so we all know that Emmrich has lost at least one ring during a quickie right. like pulls his hand back and oh whoopsie that is NOT the right amount of jewelry

[p3ikk4]

It has taken me a lot of time to decide whether to post this or not, since it's the first drawing/portrait that i've manged to do digitally and I'm not confident at all with the result... I've only got basic self-taught notions with digital tools and I hadn't touched a pencil (not even a regular one) for more than a decade (yes, i'm that old) but I'm slowly trying to return to this hobby of mine that I enjoyed so much years ago.

What I was certain about was the subject I was going to choose for this experiment, since i'm completely obssessed with this gorgeous character. Anyway... if you happen to come accross my attempt to recreate *somehow* this beautiful man, I hope that you enjoy it.

[notimetoapologizecomic]

There's only room for ONE emotional wreck on this crew right now, Davrin. (ps thanks for continuing to read even when there's long pauses, y'all are great <3)

[sofiemystique]

EVERYONE SHUT UP MY SHOW IS ON

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[cipheramnesia]

Taking aim with my ass and cutting the loudest fart imaginable, I inflict a devastating blow to their defenses.

[skingrad]

Sighs

Tags @ermagerdperpehs

[ermagerdperpehs]

Not me after eating Taco Bell firing off farts at the speed of an M61 Vulcan 🤣

[ermagerdperpehs]

When the grave mist hits just right

And the reference

[mageswithcats]

[mushrooms-x-moss]

🎤 Emmrich Karaoke Cameo Surprise

So you may have heard about Ayla's big karaoke birthday party last week, where y'all helped me make a killer playlist for the evening's festivities with your Rook's karaoke picks. The canon DATV crew also had to get in on the action of course, and I ended up writing a silly little ficlet (illustrated by the lovely @lycheecatee) about Emmrich singing 'Fat Bottomed Girls', in honor of his darling Ayla and her darling behind.

Well today, @davrinsleftpectoral sent me the following video with literally zero context besides "Drop everything and watch this NOW!" So I did, and Maker help me, as soon as I realized what was going on, the noise that came out of me was just as damn loud as Ayla's screeching in that fic.

I passed away. I am deceased. This is the ghost of Fern.

Now please, put your hands together, and enjoy the karaoke musical stylings of Professor Emmrich Volkarin!!!!!!! 🤩

BIG BIG BIG thank you to davrinsleftpectoral for the sweetest most hilarious surprise ever, and to @blackwall-my-tiny-husband for egging her on. Also to Turvi, for dedicating the Cameo to Ayla. And of course, to Nick Boraine himself, who did NOT have to go as hard as he did in this vid. I LOVE Y'ALL SO MUCH!! 💕🫶

Read the fic here! 🎤 The One Where Emmrich Sings Karaoke

Listen to the playlist here! 🎂 Ayla's Karaoke Birthday Line Up

Featured Rooks in my silly graphic above: Saadrah (@kogarashi-art), Rook Volkarin (@sunny374940), Sabine (@guacamolleee), & Turvi (davrinsleftpectoral)

Visibility tags under the cut, 'cause the world needs to see/hear Emmrich sing!! 😂😂😂

@onelooseskull @serialsforbellara @hedwigoprah @introvertedfangrl @vishantikaffar @redaresss @sorcerousadventurer @necromanticsoul @brightbreezeblog @casa-dei-corvei @handsignals @wolfmoonwildflowers @sandcastlekings @notyourmamasdeerbat @curiouswisp @quaksi @trash-nerd @trashwithvariety @dudewheresmynug @rooks-dagger @grand-crow @tevivinter @seaglassmelody @zennihilation @pinkvbay @chaosherald @xkatchy @brynriith @in-the-drowning-deep @ass-deep-in-demons @bronzieinthedas @winterhartarts @oddsaint22 @therivercrow @veilguardingonmain @genjyoandgojyoandhakkai🌿

Tag List

[karawra]

emmrich about to get booty after showing rook the graves of his dead parents and giving them a flower

[karawra]

emmrich if he worked at medieval times for @opulentshits

[elzuniawhy]

yes, Bellara, yes. tell them.

[ermagerdperpehs]

My art inspired this Cameo, which inspired more art

Nick made a Monty Python reference, which made me wonder who Emmrich would be as a knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. There was only one correct answer in my mind.

Sir Emmrich “Bedivere” Volkarin the Wise of the Mourn Watch

[theantivancandlehop]

Emmrich: What also floats in the Fade?

Rook: A NUG!

Emmrich: WHO ARE YOU, WHO ARE SO WISE IN THE WAYS OF NECROMANCY?!

[ermagerdperpehs]

Emmrich: How do you know so much about swallows?

Rook: Well, you have to know these things when you’re the leader of the Veilguard, you know.

[theantivancandlehop]

What do you mean? A Nevarran or a Tevintern swallow?

[ermagerdperpehs]

Crashing out at Weisshaupt: Monty Python edition

Emmrich: Whoooouuaaa!

Davrin: No, no, no, it’s “Auugh!” Like in the back of the throat

Emmrich: No I mean “Whoouuaa” as in surprise and alarm

Davrin: Oh you mean like “Aaaah!”

Emmrich: Yes, that’s it.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[theantivancandlehop]

*Tricking Solas*

Neve: it is nice to look at, but it can't roll through the enchantments like the real one.

*later in Minrathous*

Rook: ok, Emmrich, now what?

Emmrich: "Well, now, uh, Lucanis, Taash, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the Dread Wolf, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!"

[ermagerdperpehs]

Emmrich: And that, my Darling Rook, is how we know Thedas to be banana shaped

Rook, blissed out after having their sarcophaguts thoroughly and completely rearranged during Sepulcher Sexy Time™️

“That’s nice, Emmrich.”