Artist, writer, gamer, mini painter. Cyberpunk, Baldur’s Gate, and Dragon Age brainrot; specifically SilverV, Tavstarion, and Solavellan (all gay 🙏). Strife x Myrion #1 truther. Member of the Jesus fandom. Number one fan of literary foils. nsfw blogs plz don't block me
I wanted to put up a new pinned post introducing myself and my OCs! First off...
I'm Sh00kspeared. I love video games and art of all kinds, but I mainly do 2D art, writing, theater, and mini painting. Some games I love are Baldur's Gate III, the Dragon Age series, Cyberpunk 2077, and Starfield.
Here is my link masterlist with my comm info, a few other socials, and my AO3.
Now for my OC intros (please note that I'll only be introducing my video game OCs, since I have a TON of original OCs and it would be impossible to fit them all here)...
Ilmarë Lavellan (Dragon Age)
Ilmarë is a gentle-hearted storm mage, one of the founders of the Veil Jumpers, and the Inquisitor. He also assumes the role of Rook during Veilguard.
Pronouns + Sexuality: He/him, gay
Age: 25 as of Inquisition
MBTI: INFJ
Romance: Solas
Fun Fact: He has a pet nug named Biscuit.
His CharacterHub page with more pics and info.
Atticus Pentaghast/Atticus Volkarin (Dragon Age)
Atticus Volkarin, just like Emmrich, is a scholar of the Mourn Watch. He is Emmrich's husband of 34 years by the time Veilguard begins, and he was born into the Pentaghast family.
Pronouns + Sexuality: He/they, queer
Age: 59 as of Veilguard
MBTI: INTP
Romance: Emmrich
Fun Fact: He is autistic.
His CharacterHub page with more pics and info.
Daroga of Val Fontaine (Dragon Age)
Daroga is an Orlesian circus performer who joined the Inquisition on a whim. He loves 'magic' tricks, cool daggers, fun makeup, and being a general nuisance.
Pronouns + Sexuality: He/they, gay
Age: 28 as of Inquisition
MBTI: ENFP
Romance: Dorian
Fun Fact: His circus talents include sword swallowing, sleight of hand 'magic' tricks, acrobatics, and acting.
His CharacterHub page with more pics and info.
Orien Blackbones (Baldur's Gate III)
Orien is a swashbuckling bard, former pirate captain on the Sea of Swords, and a lively personality overall. He was purposefully made to be a pirate stereotype, as he loves sea shanties, sailing, rum, and parrots.
Pronouns + Sexuality: He/him, bisexual
Age: 251 as of Baldur's Gate III
MBTI: ENFP
Romance: Astarion
Fun Fact(s): He has a parrot named Scupper, is blind, and is part merfolk (but was born as a tiefling for long and complicated reasons).
His CharacterHub page with more pics and info.
Vincent Fox (Cyberpunk 2077)
Vince is a netrunner, rockerboy, and merc. He loves coffee, urbex, old technology, poking around the net, and loud rock music.
Pronouns + Sexuality: He/him, bisexual
Age: 29 as of 2077
MBTI: ENFP
Romance: Johnny
Fun Fact: He used to be in a rock band called Caliburn, and post canon, he forms a rock band called Lands and Grooves.
His CharacterHub page with more pics and info.
Cryx Morgan (Starfield)
Cryx is a science nerd and thrill-seeker. She loves exploring, discovering new flora and fauna, math, and mechanical engineering.
Pronouns + Sexuality: She/her, lesbian
Age: 33 as of the start of Starfield
MBTI: ESTJ
Romance: Sarah
Fun Fact: She was born on Canopus Gamma, outside of the Settled Systems. This is the planet that Frank Herbert named Arrakis in the Dune series, so I took inspiration from Dune when I created her!
Her CharacterHub page with more pics and info.
Thanks for reading! I'll be updating this post with more OCs in the future.
no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant
The Three Outlanders of Kalokairi - Mamma Mia, Shakespeare style
I've been undertaking a secret project, and I've finally put out the first few chapters!
A while back I saw a post saying that the plot of Mamma Mia was reminiscent of a Shakespeare play, and I could not agree more. Thus, I've taken it upon myself to write a Shakespearean translation of Mamma Mia! No AI, no crappy online translators, just pure autistic grit and nerdery.
Please go check out Elizabethan Mamma Mia, or, rather, the Three Outlanders of Kalokairi, a.k.a. one of William Shakespeare's long-lost comedies.
The Three Outlanders of Kalokairi - Chapter 1 - Sh00kspeared - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Update, Act I is done! And two scenes of Act II have been put out so far! The Three Outlanders of Kalokairi - Chapter 8 - Sh00kspeared - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Random modern AU Emmrich headcanons except a lot of these are unpopular opinions (non magic, non Thedas, our world)
- He’s some sort of mortuary science professor, ofc.
- He keeps a pride flag up in his classroom
- I made a post about this once, but my unpopular opinion is: I think he’d be Catholic, but the queer, progressive, non-judgemental kind that makes toxic Catholics mad lol
- He’s not chronically online, but when he is online, he’s very boomer about it. Comments stuff like “this is so funny and true! 😂😂” except he never uses abbreviations or acronyms, always punctuates and capitalizes correctly. Probably uses bitmoji very liberally. Has possibly gotten fooled by AI a few times before and then felt really bad after one of his students or friends told him it was AI. Probably reposts minion memes that say shit like ‘respect your parents; they passed school without google’ and ‘Monday again!’ His instagram page is a mishmash of boomer selfies and pics of random things he likes. He follows back everybody who follows him.
- He has a pet dog. Probably a little lap dog like a French bulldog, pug, or pomeranian. Perhaps named Manfred? 👀
- He likes thrifting.
- His clothing style is kind of a mix of classic grandpa and dark academia. Sweater vests, button-ups, and pinstripe pants.
- He owns one labubu. It was a gift from a student and he thinks it’s adorable.
- This one is inspired by something Nick Boraine said one time. His favorite movie is Mamma Mia and he always cries when Slipping Through My Fingers comes on.
- He loves watching theatre and I imagine that he sees every one of his university’s theatre shows to support his students.
- Diagnosed with autism and has one of those little infinity symbol pins on his bag. Thank you @fadetouchedlurker for changing my mind on whether or not Emmrich is autistic because I used to not be convinced but now I am! Also keeps the lighting in his classroom nice and soft to accommodate sensory needs.
Anyway. Idk why modern AU Emmrich intrigues me so much, but he does lol.
the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough
Happy pride to Leliana, whom I am SO grateful is attracted to women because if she wasn’t then I’d have to figure out the minefield that is Origins modding.
Happy pride to Solas, who is definitely nonbinary and a kisser of all genders. RIP boy Trick Weekes did you dirty.
Happy pride to Dorian, who seriously has an amazing character arc about his own male attraction, even back in 2015 when it got people outraged and calling the game ‘woke.’
Happy pride to Strife and Myrion, who are both canonically gay (or at least bi or pan) AND held hands in Tevinter Nights.
Happy pride to Lucanis, my bisexual crow. We needed more representation of demisexuals, and of adult virgins who aren’t portrayed as complete lame-os (as I too am one and sometimes beat myself up about it).
Happy pride to Emmrich, who is so unashamedly a kisser of men and will love you no matter your gender.
There are many more LGBT DA characters, but I’m only including characters I have ships with. Anyone’s welcome to reblog with their own ships.
there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead
"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements
I also don’t think reading ‘booktok’ or smutty books is a sign of low intelligence. I’ve read those kinds of stories before even though some of my fav stories are classics. People who eat vegetables and drink protein shakes can still enjoy fries and a burger sometimes, yk?
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
