BONJOUR

Name's Quinn and I don't know the time or date ever at all times as a rule (he/they) [25]

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[pseudomantis]

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

[dappergamelord]

obligated to add one of my favs from vernon maxwell

[the-big-mood]

"You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"

Me:

[my-dailydreams]

[jabberding0]

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

[nepharim-tree]

[my-dailydreams]

[kosmogrl]

[kumboochies]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[barbreypilled]

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

[sotruefeste]

okay Jaques 😭😭 why is this so funny

[sotruefeste]

it’s tragic because i didn’t include Orlando’s response, it’s even funnier. get him Orlando. you tell him.

[imagedescribed]

[ ID: Two photos of printed text. The first reads:

Jaques. Rosalind is your love's name?

Orlando. Yes, just.

Jaques. I do not like her name.

The second image the same as the first, but zoomed out to include the next line of text, which reads:

Orlando. There was no thought of pleasing you when she was christened.

/end ID. ]

[murmurlilies]

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[elleldoe]

absolutely love abusing the power that comes with 3rd person limited pov and just ignoring things and being vague sometimes. does the character know all the details? no? then I don't have to either.

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[shamebats]

[mugwomps]

He is absolutely copying you, and cuddling, and doing the slow close of eyes that is a cat kiss! #this is one very happy cat #i hope the two of you have many years of harmony and happiness

[cricketcat9]

Perfect harmony

[aibafiles]

consider: modern AU hamlet doing soliloquies in the shower

[aibafiles]

#does this mean in the first one horatio bursts into his shower like hey hamlet i saw the ghost of your dad (via hyenateeth)

yes. yes that is exactly what that means

[arrantknave]

[algrenion]

The Insulindian Phasmid……..