Soup

music make me lose control

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[nicomrade]

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[elokitties]

[adhd-vibes]

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[seven-winged-liar]

save me bitching

[seven-winged-liar]

whining save me

[seven-winged-liar]

save me complaining

[the-big-mood]

a dog eat dog world

[playwrongs]

Remove curse that makes you weird

Remove weird guy spell

Dispel curse of oddball

Expunge strangeness from self magic

Potion of become normal

Normal man elixir

Spell of destroy self remake different normal self

Unethical wizard who change personality to be more lovable

Elf porn

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[de-activated-offical]

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

[northirish]

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

[hotvampireadjacent]

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[supervillainny]

And you are older than them