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Shelley | 25+ | lesbian | she/her | Idk why I’m here Ao3: BastetCG | Twitter: bastetwrites NO TERFS | blog is run off a queue

[mypoorcanary]

imagine being white girl wasted at the saloon

[cometcrystal]

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[novafigura]

[e-perv]

at the club doing the fork in the garbage disposal

[tatangadragon]

thought university was gonna be great but they have the fucking slenderman.fuck me this is frightening. truly

[secretgarden]

[youre-only-gay-once]

since tumblr wants to be all fancy changey, heres my idea for some new ui functions.

peace dove: let's you request permission to reblog from an op who's blocked you. if the request is denied the dove explodes like that one baseball gif i'm gonna gank you: let's you tell op they pissed you off and you're blocking them

the new pdf: let's op know you think their post is one of the things that makes tumblr the new pdf

rare tumblr w: sends you to the wikipedia page for the topic of a post so you don't act a fool in the comments not knowing better

[lemonsweet]

[cloevr]

this is stuck in my head now

[bigyoshienergy]

here we are this joyous day

SpongeBob big guy pants okay

[comment-tube]

[bgm05]

laying an egg hard and loud

[bgm05]

will the person who tagged this “stephen colbert” please approach the bench.

[xalatath]

Winston isn't even from overwatch hes literally a folk hero

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[ivy-michaels]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[mackwinged]

had to add these bangers

[emobloodwolf]

update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

[elliespectacular]

anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?

[clowncarfullofrats]

[glutko]