Erratic Ked

Mommy says, "You're always my baby."

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2023-06-25

Chinese trumpet creeper

Canon EOS R3 + RF50mm f1.2L

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"You don't really move on, you're just outgrown yourselves."

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I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Kurt Cobain (via thoughtkick)

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You think attention is love, and that’s why you suffer so deeply.

Unknown (via thoughtkick)

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2020-01-06

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<3

[ajthereader]

bring me the horizon - can you feel my heart

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“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it!”

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I’m rebranding my tumblr with start fresh of self-loath

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Slytherins have two main ways of talking:

Smooth and eloquent

Forgetting words and/or mispronouncing them

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Liqiud.

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Another Eccentric Sorting Hat Quiz. It’s a quiz. Man, I’m just that bad in describing things.

Anyway, you can share your result here. Thanks, Ked

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Hufflepuff Mom: *pinch me on my upper thigh in the car*

Slytherin Me: Aww! What’s that for?

Hufflepuff Mom: We’re don’t describe people as ‘crazy’ person in society. We called them 'less oriented’ person.

Slytherin Me: Why?

Hufflepuff Mom: That is how society works.

Slytherin Me: Doesn’t make the person less crazy to me.

Hufflepuff Mom: Why are you so blunt anyway? Where is my sweet innocent baby?? *Mom is being a melodramatic*

Slytherin Me: Mom… I’m 28.

Hufflepuff Mom: You are still my baby.

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Gryffindor Ex-boyfriend: I named my newly born daughter of of your name.

Slytherin me: I’m flatter. But it doesn’t change anything.

Gryffindor Ex-boyfriend: It’s already 2 years, Sly.

Slytherin me: Your point?

Gryffindor Ex-boyfriend: We’re friends aren’t we? Don’t you think we’re should be civilized?

Slytherin me: No.

Gryffindor ex-boyfriend: Oh come on!

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Just happen to be working with him on a few of projects and he is awkward around me when I don’t give a damn.

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Hufflepuff Mom: *peek into my bedroom*

Slytherin me: *was sleeping*

Hufflepuff Mom: Baby? Are you still asleep?

Slytherin me: Mom… Don’t call me baby.

Hufflepuff Mom: I will call you whatever I want. Now, wake up.

Slytherin Me: Mom, it’s Saturday morning. Let me sleep. *swing blanket over my body*

Hufflepuff Mom: *was literally rolling on me* Wakey wakey baby~

Slytherin Me: *was squish by mom* Mommmmm

Hufflepuff Mom: Are you waking up?

Slytherin Me: I am now.

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A Gryffindor acquaintance: Wouldn’t you want to get marry? Having someone take care of you when you are older?

Slytherin me: Yes, I would. But I’m not looking for someone who will take care me, I’m looking or someone who want to grow old with me. Hell, I can take care of myself but I never have met anyone that want to grow old with a person like me. Pfft. Who am I kidding? I wouldn’t want to grow old with me if it is me. I’m a definition of monster in a human mask. I wouldn’t expect someone to marry me, maybe another monster would. Who knows? Maybe there is a time when a monster could actually fall in love in me and I could love him back. The odd always be with me.

A Gryffindor acquaintance: ….

Slytherin me: Said too much. I shall take my leave now.

A Gryffindor acquaintance: I was expecting for Yes or No answer. She’s always a yes @ no person…

Hufflepuff cousin: Told you she is intense.

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Hufflepuff Mom: What are you wearing?

Slytherin Me: Clothes?

Hufflepuff Mom: =.= Go change. We’re going to wedding ceremony, not a funeral. You’ll making a statement.

Slytherin Me: No one will notice what am I wearing, mom…

Hufflepuff Mom: oh they will, baby. I’m a celebrity.

Slytherin Me: …..

Hufflepuff Mom: Come! I’ll pick a dress for you.

-later at the event place-

Hufflepuff Cousin: Sly? It’s that you?

Slytherin Me: …

Hufflepuff Cousin: It is you! Wow! I have been looking for you all night.

Slytherin Me: Congrats, you found me. *monotone*

Hufflepuff Cousin: Anyway, what happen to ‘black is my color’?

Slytherin Me: Ask my mom.

Hufflepuff Cousin: Whatever your mom did, it works. The boys are looking at you. Only they’re afraid to approach because of your frowning face. Smile, please.

Slytherin Me: Don’t push it.

Hufflepuff Cousin: Ok. Frowning pants. I should go and warns those boys that you’ll bite.

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Hufflepuff Boy - Slytherin Girl Aesthetic

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Hogwarts Houses New Year’s Resolutions

Q: What is//are your 2018 New Year’s resolution?

Ravenclaw: I have particularly one resolution that I am not able to achieve last year, so I’ll be putting this as priority one in my 2018 resolutions list.

Hufflepuff: I have one too, Raven. It’s actually my unachievable resolution since I was 18. I love to eat, which is mean forever and ever I will not able to dieting. But it’s good to have one.

Gryffindor: I want to add another zero figure in my laps routine. State Triton medal!!

Slytherin: I just want a good laugh like I had last year.

Gryffindor: Good laugh for what?

Slytherin: Raven frustration on not able to completed all of her resolutions, Puff crying while stuffing herself with cupcakes and cookies, and you, warded for overworked muscles.

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