Erudite Buffoonery

I once saw a double rainbow, an albino squirrel and the Weinermobile all in the same 30 minutes.

[luvvdivine]

Today, I met Lt. Col. Julius Jackson, one of the Tuskegee Airmen. I was in Walgreens when I saw his t-shirt so I walked over to thank him. His words were such a gift and he was so humble. I was all teary afterwards.

He told me "Always know who you are." When I asked him for a pic, he chuckled and said “what do you need a picture of an ugly old man for?” and smiled. I thanked him again and he looked me straight in the eyes and said "I am your brother. You don’t need to thank me." But I do, Mr. Jackson.

He took my hand and said "You have beautiful eyes. That means you’re a good person. Keep your head up always. You’re a Queen."

He spoke power into me and I’m honored to have met him. Living history. Salute.

My week is made.

[eruditebuffoonery]

Just. So. Great.

[eruditebuffoonery]

"If I could package (with ribbon) those gifts that I would most like to give you, I would. But how do you package integrity, how do you wrap honesty, what kind of paper for a sense of humor, what ribbon for inquisitiveness?" So, so great.

[merlin]

"Can we get a check, please?"

Bill Murray’s involuntary gagging sound (and follow-up reaction shot) should be in the fucking Smithsonian.

[eruditebuffoonery]

One of the best scenes ever.

[eruditebuffoonery]

This really moved me.

[eruditebuffoonery]

Oh, come on. Everyone knows that you can TOTALLY get terminal emulator mode up like SUPER FAST.

[liartownusa]

Happy 4th of July from The Kegels

[yourmonkeycalled]

"Bento and Chimberly"

I have to resist reblogging every Liartown.

[merlin]

And, with one link to a Tumblr from Scott Simpson, my whole life has changed.

Holy God, this is amazing.

[emersunn-deactivated20190321]

[putthison]

How would I describe my look? How about ‘a thin layer of sporty/casual frosting on a body shame cake?’

Andy Richter (via putthison)

[onlinegrapes]

I dare someone to tell me to bring in a monologue of my choosing for my next audition.

[putthison]

“You are either in your bed or in your shoes, so it pays to invest in both.”

John Wildsmith (quote via Leffot)

[emersunn-deactivated20190321]

Edict: a proclamation of law or other authoritative command

Tenets: An opinion, belief, or principle held to be true by someone or especially an organization.

The Edicts of Supertrain

Keep moving and get out of the way

Less talk more rock

Agree to nothing

Find your duck

Check your…

[rubyvroom]

I just learned that Vin Diesel taught Judi Dench how to play Dungeons and Dragons and now she DMs for her grandchildren and I feel better about the world in general.

[eruditebuffoonery]

I don't even care if this is true. I shall irresponsibly extol it.

[topherchris]

I’m in a place at this very moment where Radiohead is the best thing ever invented okay bye.

[eruditebuffoonery]

This is where I Iive. Nice place.

[ursaminorjim]

[eruditebuffoonery]

Perfect.  Safe journey, James.  Way, way too soon.

[onlinegrapes]

Man oh man oh man this monologue still makes me laugh so hard.

[eruditebuffoonery]

"You're Batman!"  "Yeah...yeah...I AM Batman."

[tumboy]

[eruditebuffoonery]

T Swift won the inter webs, and I missed it...

[eruditebuffoonery]

I wish everyone was able to look at themselves this honestly.  We'd all get along a lot better. (h/t @hodgman)