Tyler's Lair

All I do is reblog, really. Name is Tyler, he/they pronouns. technically. I am, numerically, an adult.

[000l]

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

[uncomfortablecliche]

me when im absolutely not corrupted by the amulet

[lovingtogekiss]

babygirl there are fandoms on my dashboard that i havent even heard of

[lycaniums-room]

An ad for your deepest desires :)

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

You know what I just admire the graphic design on this

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

1000/10 excellent job

[arwenindomiel]

Interest check for a 2024 Tolkien South Asian Week

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Voting ended onMay 1, 2024

All types of creations (edits, gifsets, fics etc) are welcome as long as they are centered around South Asian character(s)!

Please reblog to spread the word

2021 TSAW / 2022 TSAW

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[depsidase]

[gwydionmisha]

A real thing that happened is me as a teenager.

I had what turned out to be a dangerous walking pneumonia, for a week, but the manager at Burger King wouldn’t let me off.  My breathing was very loud and ragged.  I was coughing on and breathing on the food.

I wasn’t allowed to leave.  I was told if i called out, I was fired.

So Im shuffling around wheezing loudly swaying with my high fever as I work drive thru by myself, and a paramedic walked in to order dinner.

He goes ballistic, My friends.  He demands to see the Manager.  he chews him out at the top of his lungs so the whole restaurant can here.  Guys working the back came up to watch.  Customers staring and thinking hard about the infectious food they were eating.  Dude losing his shit about how infectious I was and all the people management had been endangering for days judging from my breathing and I needed to be home on antibiotics RIGHT NOW and the health Department was going to hear about this.

I went home.  i got the week off.  Didn’t even need a doctor’s note.

Getting friends management doesn’t know to do this WOULD WORK.

Same manager not letting me take my influenza home a year later  despite repeated vomiting?  Threw up in front of customers.  Customers demanded money back and started threatening the manager with lawsuits.

I got to go home and got time off until I stopped vomitting.

GO AHEAD and THROW UP in front of Customers.  THEY will Complain.

Don’t be shy.  

They are supposed to let you stay home when you are sick.  Stop protecting management. (Hiding how sick you are protects management).  They are abusing you.  Let them reap what they sow.

[pherntinantos-deactivated202207]

[fairyofthemoon]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

[werewolf-transgenderism]

so true gandalf

[lizardbog]

[catchymemes]

[sophie-frm-mars]

I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

[aromantic-diaries]

"isn't a queerplatonic partner just a best friend" please tell me the difference between a girlfriend and a wife aside from the paperwork

[gjengangeren]

[godshideouscreation]

[quinnactually]

[libraford]

Advice I gave someone today was: 'do it stupid.'

She wants to learn photography. Do it stupid. Take a million photos. Don't think about why they're not good. Enjoy the process of taking photos.

Pick out tge ones you like the most and figure out why you like them. Is it because the subject is centered? Is it because you caught them doing something cool? Is it because the light made cool shadows?

Do it stupid. If you try to do it smart, youll get stuck. If you think too much you'll never get to doing. Do it stupid.

[etherdiver]

Holy shit

[catchymemes]

[silvermizuki]

We’re all goin here right

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Imagine if play was something encouraged in adults, places to run and jump and climb because it's fun

I never know what the machines do at the gym, but i will clamber to the top of the tower to slide into a ball pit

[teenslib]

I am 100% certain I would be in better physical condition if adults were allowed to play in ways that focus on fun and aren't competitive.

[prokopetz]

New gender binary: either you exist or you don't exist.

[apptowonder]

ABAB: Assigned Born At Birth

[copperbadge]

That's why it's called 'a baby'.