It Could Be Gayer

Andi ♈️ Got my hat on backwards and I’m ready to fucking party | it’s getting increasingly hard to Live Laugh Love™ in these conditions

[sillyliddoclown]

[yviisxo]

rest in peace to this diva

[97642]

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[frogndtoad]

that night, frog and toad were both happy

[lamignonette]

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[meangirlnurse]

[calellon]

subtle hinting is OVER i want open and direct ravenous thirsting

[ecstasydemon]

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

[nyx-sky]

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

[whatt-to-do]

2 tickets to the moon please

[fairycosmos]

you know its bad when its terrible

[famouspainterwombat]

[voidfishersong]

#i HAVE to include context as a classical musician who is *almost*in these spaces #this is from the schleswig-holstein music festival #(presumably faculty????) #which is probably The most selective classical music festival in the goddamn world #these people are some of the best you will ever hear on their respective instruments #this was literally posted originally by the goddamn schleswig-holstein music festival #these are their dudes #classical musician me is being shocked by seeing them on tumblr #y’all don’t even know how insane this is #y’all are just enjoying chickens playing saxophone and cornet (via @clockworkouroboros )

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[filiusthefirst]

it's gonna be wild seeing sweet pumpkin patrick from schitt's creek in the vampire lestat, ngl.

[elysiumbby]

trying to be normal about him and failing spectacularly

[dogpuppy]