Approximately zero people asked for this, BUT
Nile’s daughters’ nickname for Erwin is Uncle Win-Win. When they got older, he was also crowned the nickname Uncle Eyebrows.
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Approximately zero people asked for this, BUT
Nile’s daughters’ nickname for Erwin is Uncle Win-Win. When they got older, he was also crowned the nickname Uncle Eyebrows.
Erwin: *is a ruthless and cold leader*
Also Erwin:
✨Sugar Daddy Erwin Smith x College! Reader✨
✨Rated: SFW
Author’s note: Oh boi!
📚Erwin Smith as sugar daddy?? Where do I sign up like??
📚Let’s be honest, whoever is this man’s sugar baby is going to be spoiled. I don’t make the rules 🤷♀️
📚Sends flowers to your college just because. You don’t like flowers?! Not a problem for Erwin Smith. Flowers are canceled. You like chocolates? Done ✅ Ah, you don’t like chocolates? Canceled then ❌
📚Now let me say this with this daddy man. Unlike with Eren Kruger, I say Erwin would want a little attention, not a whole lot! Just give him a good morning text or watch have dinner while he finishes game of thrones.
📚Erwin would most likely see the relationship as a sort of investment. However, also like kruger the longer you’re in the relationship the more In love he becomes and he no longer sees the relationship as such.
📚Erwin’s sugar baby is going to have the best of everything. This isn’t up for debate. He’s going to give his sugar baby the best of the best.
📚Erwin also is a big on doing well in school while he provides the best for you while in school. You don’t wanna work? Cool with Erwin, he’ll give you anything you want no questions. However, when it’s night you better be in a book.
📚I know tho. Erwin helps you out the best he knows how, and I say he would be the best man to help you with your homework..it’s just when he sits beside you and he smells amazing and he has on that crisp white t-shirt..he’s not helping he’s distracting you looking so yummy.
📚Lets not get started with Erwin’s thighs.
📚”Okay. I figured out this problem, this is how this problem is done...sweetie your hands should be on the table.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about Erwin.”
“Baby girl, your hand is on my thigh...a little to close to-“
“Oh my apologies.”
(Cue batting those pretty eye lashes of yours)
📚Now I want you to understand, that you’re the first sugar baby of Erwin’s. It’s the flings that get Erwin and you in trouble. I’m not saying he gets around but Erwin can really charm someone.
📚Many women would probably fight over Erwin and when they find out he’s dating, a relationship, with someone (you)...just saying those evil eyes aren’t without reason.
📚But don’t worry Erwin will deal with any wrong doings for you! Nothing will make his sugar baby down. Guaranteed.
✨Rukia’s-Writes✨
you are the guiding light, you are the midnight Sun, you are the stars that shine upon us! Commander, happy birthday, will always be loved by millions! (by those who trapped in the reality and the universe I live in)
Erwin: 👇👇👇
"I'm sexy and i know it "
Levi :
SOURCE: Attack on Titan: Short Stories 2
TRANSLATION: Ko Ransom
Late Night Stories Vol. 13 Erwin Smith "A Human Story"
Soldiers gathered around a table bearing a mountain of documents. Their respective ranks--Captain, Squad Leader--were embroidered on the breast of each of their uniforms.
"…All of this year-end work is miserable every time we have to do it."
"That's why we all get together and take care of it like this, so that no one shirks their responsibility."
Squad Leaders who led the Survey Corps filled the room, together with their aides. There were busy putting together activity reports, expense reports, and other types of documents to be submitted at the end of the year to the upper ranks of the organization, as well as to the government officials who stood above them.
"No matter how we do it, it's making me sleepy… Right?"
While Mike had been coolly and silently going through his documents, he put a hand to his head and sighed, a rarity for him. His aide did the same before beginning to talk.
"There's no helping that. Expeditions generally take place in the afternoons, so we're not night owls. We should just keep talking like this to stave off any drowsiness."
"That's a good idea," Erwin agreed with mussed hair, facing the most documents of all as the Survey Corps's Commander.
******
"Oh, Captain Levi is trying to expense tea again."
"Tch… Are Survey Corpsmen just pawns to you? Don't we have the rights to do something human every once in a while?"
Erwin forced a laugh as he took the application for one of what could be called Levi's few luxuries and put his stamp on it.
"Levi's right… I'll allow this. Your research microscope too, Hange."
"Speaking of which, do you have any hobbies like that, Erwin? Like favorite foods, or maybe sewing?"
Erwin seemed to think as he answered the question posed to him, his hands moving all the while.
"Well, I focus on resting during my days off… It's a hard question."
******
"It's pointless to expect a human answer out of this guy. Don't you know that, Four-Eyes?"
"Erwin's human, too. At least he looks that way to me. So he might just be forgetting! What about when you were in the Training Corps?"
The words "Training Corps" suddenly made Erwin reminisce. He thought of the days of his youth, before the Walls were destroyed, when he was still striving to become a Survey Corpsman…
"Yes… Because there was still so much life in the streets back then. There was a pub the Training Corps went to often."
"That's surprising. You seemed to me like someone who didn't drink much unless he was forced to meet with supporters," Hange's aide cut in. Erwin agreed with a tinge of happiness in his eyes.
"Yes, because we were kids. I couldn't drink much, anyway. But we had fun causing a ruckus in the pub, because we felt more like adults just by doing that…"
******
"So you were at an age where you wanted to act older than you were. I get it, I used to intentionally read difficult textbooks when I was a kid!"
"But once I actually became an adult, I wasn't in a position where I could do that anymore. Ironic, isn't it…?"
"Yeah. All of that acting older never ended up being anything more than just that--acting."
Everyone let out a sympathetic sigh as they wrote numbers and signed their documents.
A gruff voice tore through the momentary silence.
"Hey, Erwin. When did you start holding back and not doing the things you wanted to do? You're able to think up that many strategies for the Corps, and yet you can't figure out a way to do what you want on your days off?"
"Oh! That's true! You make a good point, Levi. All right, if that's the case, then let's go to the pub after this! Mike, Moblit, you'll be coming too, right?"
"…B-But do you think the pub will still be open by the time we're finished?"
Though it was already nighttime, Hange's eyes gleamed as they tried to turn Levi's words into actions. They had no sign of stopping to think of their aide's concerns.
"We'll get it done, for Erwin's sake!"
"Sheesh… Fine, I'll try to do as much as I can."
The way that his comrades tried to take care of him reminded him of his Training Corps days from long, long ago. As Erwin shrugged, he also found himself smiling.
SOURCE: Attack on Titan: Short Stories 2
TRANSLATION: Ko Ransom
Late Night Stories Vol. 07 Nifa "A Story of a Misunderstanding"
A soldier with short, bobbed Hair served under Hange in the Fourth Squad of the Survey Corps. Her name is Nifa. While she often worked with Hange, her sharp-witted personality also meant that Erwin and the other leaders of the Corps asked her to act as the go-between for various communications, making her a soldier tied to no particular squadron.
"Here are today's documents, Squad Leader Hange."
"Ah, just put them right there."
Moblit, the Vice Captain of the squad, thanked Nifa in place of his superior who was busy at work.
"Thanks, as always, for all of your work. Look at all this stuff you managed to get done today… I bet you've never had to experience failure in your life, have you?" Nifa's corpsmate quipped, causing her to shake her head as she forced a smile.
"That's not true at all. Just the other day, I failed in a huge way…"
The leading members of the Fourth Squad turned to listen to Nifa's story during the few moments they had before Hange finished checking the documents.
******
The Survey Corps received many different kind of letters. They covered a wide range of things, from work-related subject to thoughts from the citizens. Survey Corps members whose efforts stood out, such as the Commander, Levi, and Mike, even received fan mail. Another part of Nifa's job was to deliver these.
"I have subordinates that take the mail and sort it, so I just needed to deliver it… But I had just finished helping Hange with one of their marathon all-nighters and was feeling exhausted."
While she had thought the letters were properly separated, with one pile for the Commander and another for Mike, it seemed that they got shuffled at some point along the line…
******
The next day, Erwin spoke to Nifa as he wore a cheerful expression on his face.
"Nifa. Reading that letter yesterday made me glad to be the Commander."
"Excuse me?"
"'Seeing how youthful and active you always are gives me energy! Please solve the mysteries of the world!' …That's what it said. It made me feel determined all over again."
"Oh."
The letter had been addressed to Hange. While Nifa had broken out in a cold sweat, it was also rare to see the Commander in such a good mood. Was it the "youthful" part that made him happy?
Just as Nifa left, hoping that he wouldn't notice the name on the back of the letter, she next came across someone in a terrible mood.
"…Hey, Nifa. What is this, a citizen trying to offend me with sarcasm?"
"E-Excuse me?"
"'I really admire how tall and silent you are! I want to grow up to become an adult like you some day!' …What's wrong with this kid's letter?"
…This one was a message for Mike, meant to cheer him on. And of all the people, the letter meant for the tallest Survey Corps leader had made it straight to the short-statured Levi. No wonder he was in a bad mood…
"I-It must be some kind of mistake! Let me check and see who it's addressed to!"
…And with that, Nifa began to collect the letters, nearly snatching Levi's out of his hand.
******
"Huh… So even you do things like that, Nifa," Nifa's corpsmates mumbled in surprise. "You know it's not easy working after two all-nighters in a row," Nifa said as her shoulders dropped.
"By the way, that would mean…Hange got a letter addressed to either the Commander or the Captain."
"Oh, Hange would happily accept any compliment. They're so positive that they could be called 'humanity's strongest' and take it as honest praise."
"I knew it had gone to the wrong person, you know."
"What?" Hange's subordinates said as their eyes opened wide. Hange looked up from the papers and put their glasses back on.
"Why wouldn't I be happy to know that my corpsmates are being praised by citizens?"
"So you do have a human heart, Hange…"
Hange's subordinates were moved as Hange started handling the papers back with a smile.
"That's right! And now your compassionate officer is going to start another all-night experiment, so you'd all better help out!"
Agh! The soldiers shrugged. Hange cheerfully made their way through the group and handed Nifa some checked papers.
SOURCE | INDEX
Facial recognition on my smartphone 🤳😅😂😂👌✌
Shut the fuck up Erwin, no one can replace you, you amazing bastard 😤💓💓💓!
Source: むし
They're so precious 😭💘💘💘🙏
Erwin Smith: Chapter 72, #30
Plushies!EruRi #67
Erwin and his neat hair headcanon
IF I WERE ERWIN GODDAMN SMITH'S COMRADE PT 2
I swear it gets better by the end
- so we all know how Erwin's hair is always neat
- he just likes to look composed and serious because that's pretty much how he is [not taking into account the times he's drunk hanji ruined him]
- one day we'd have a fight because he has to go on a highly dangerous mission where he could die and I'm like 'no sir that ain't happening' and ruffle his hair so he's forced to go back and redo it because he isn't about to leave with even a single hair being out of place u gotta earn that handsome title ya know
- "CAN YOU STOP"
- "CAN YOU NOT BLEED OUT ON THE FIELD"
- "IT'S NOT LIKE IM DOING IT INTENTIONALLY"
- "yeah sure we all know that you just want attention but how bout you give up for once AND TRY NOT TO DIE"
- he'd stop and be like 'how could thou' for a second then flip
- "IM OUT OF HERE" me: *bitch u thought*
- "NOT ON MY WATCH" *lounges at him and messes up his hair cuz lmao bitch u ain't escaping from here*
- happens about 6 more times before he just leaves it and goes outside with disheveled hair
- "Erwin u sick or smth or what's with the hair" at least one soldier would say
- "problems at home?"
- "had a long night huh?" *wink wonk*
- "wow look at you rocking this new hairstyle- Commander Handsome." he'd be flipping tables internally
- at one point he'd be so done he'd even think a titan is mocking him
- "ye commander I expect you to kill me with style this is unacceptable, I refuse."
- Reiner actually wanted to transform that day but then he saw Erwin's hair and he's legit offended like sir do u know how much energy this performance takes how dare u not look fantastic fucking ruining my show commander messy ffs do u know no respect
- messy could be misheard as missy lmao
- commander handsome more like commander missy
- he'd give me such a damn death glare I'd fall off the horse
Ok so I'm low-key drunk and highkey sleep drunk and even more highkey sleep deprived but I just had this idea and I had to write it lol pls don't ask what's going on in my brain
probably nothing it's a black hole, pure emptiness
I'm enjoying these headcanon stuff too much so y'all will probably be forced to put up with this bc it's just too much fun to stop
I mean you could also like unfollow me but COUGH the weather was nice today wasn't it yeah I think so too
Ok I'll stop now lol goodnight
If I were a comrade of Erwin goddamm Smith
- I'd call him Commander Handsome all the time because lmao
- imagine his face when the other commanders are around too
- on the field I'd protect his ass all the time and tell him if he gets hurt I'll even fucking kick him in the ass
- THEN OFC HE GETS HURT BC HE'S DUMB
- and I'd just go there being fucking worried and patching him up while telling him what a fucking idiot he is and Jesus fucking Christ would it be so hard to not end up bleeding out like for God's sake Erwin do u really love getting injured like you're such a goddamn genius being steps ahead of everyone and an incredible strategist YET YOU FAIL TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF YOU IDIOT WHEN CLEARLY YOU'RE HUMANITY'S HOPE, ARE YOU SOME KIND OF MASOCHIST, IS THIS WHAT GETS YOU OFF OR WHAT FFS
- all the while taking him to the hospital at lightning speed and being terrified of losing him BUT WHY TF DOES HE HAVE TO BE AN IDIOT
- "Next time I'll leave you at the fucking field to bleed out because you seem to be getting such joy out of it"
- "yeah right"
- *pushes him off the horse* "These kids today show know respect or gratitude to their elders smh"
- "IM OLDER THAN YOU YOU KNOW"
- when he works during the night and pulls like the 5th all nighter I'd legit knock him out bc he wouldn't move an inch from his desk unless forced
- imagine an unconscious Erwin being dragged on the floor across to his room
- man I've got muscles but he weighs 5 Erens
- accidentally bumping his head and legs into several objects
- 'serves you right you idiot'
- the other day he wakes up with bruises
- 'IF ONLY YOU HAVE MOVED YOUR (delicious) ASS' would I yell
- other way to get him to sleep is taking the papers out of his hand and threatening him to throw it all in the fireplace with a stone cold face bc bitch u need sleep
- he'd be like 'you wouldn't'
- 'watch me' *gets one of the papers dangerously close to the fire*
- "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT IM GOING" *throws hands into the air like the drama queen he is*
Ok that's all for today lmao and yes these are 100% selfserving in my defence I love this man so much it's unhealthy at this point
But tbh you could probably imagine the OG squad doing all this to him tho probs mainly Levi lol
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The two translations I posted a couple of days ago are tracks A (Muffler/Scarf incident) and B1 (Missing Erwin Smith)!