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moments before the wind.

[watermotif]

Once i learn my lesson it's gonna be over for everyone

[botanyshitposts]

upstairs neighbors’ garden is not enough for the creatures. they are wanting access to my home

[botanyshitposts]

creatures when they see a thimble of rain within 8 hours: we NEED to have sex on this PRIME LOCATION DOORSTEP RIGHT NOW!!!!

[bovineblogger]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[fairycosmos]

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

[blckgirlacid]

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[benthic]

pirate gaster is a bit that you would most commonly find after a fandom has gone two years without content. rarely does it take less than two weeks. deltarune fans are speedrunning the stages of new content consumption at a degree that may need scientific research

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[fuckingshutup]

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[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[probuccalfat]

they should invent a father you can forgive

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[boycritter]

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

[amazingtoysandgifts]

sorry to my bloodline but its over