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QSMP

Slimecicle POV

I Joined the World's First Bilingual SMP (Slimecicle POV Day 1 Highlights) (SRT download here)

Slimecicle and El Mariana Raise a Child (Slimecicle POV Apr 3 2023) (SRT download here)

Slimecicle makes Minecraft Parenting Hilarious (Slimecicle POV Apr 5 2023) (SRT download)

Trapped in a Minecraft world with Quackity and Elmariana (Federation Day 1 Slimecicle POV - May 27 2025

Quackity POV

Quackity Se Entera De La Muerte De Tilín (Quackity Finds Out About Tilin's Death - Apr 14 2023) (SRT download)

Literally just the Quackity and Tilin reunion scene from Apr 17 2023 (skip to 35:28)

Quackity Abre Una Escuela Para Los Huevos (Quackity Opens a School for the Eggs - Apr 18 2023)

ElQuackity Corre Para El Presidente de QSMP (ElQuackity Runs for President of the QSMP - Jun 19 2023) (SRT download)

Quackity Pierde Su Memoria en QSMP (Quackity Loses His Memory on the QSMP - Aug 21 2023)

Quackity Vs ElQuackity (Nov 1 2023)

Non-QSMP

Ranboo Plays: Monster Prom 1 & 2 w/Billzo - Full Gameplay (SRT download link here)

Ranboo and Billzo Try to get Dates in a video game - Monster Prom 2 (SRT download)

Transcript only

talking about something more serious (Shubble VOD Feb 21 2024)

Current project as of May 29 2025: The Federation Day 1 (Slimecicle POV)

daisywords

not everything in a story has to or should be "realistic" but in my opinion there's a level of illusion that should be maintained, and I think that's the actual problem that many people try to pinpoint with the "unrealistic" criticism. Dialogue shouldn't be written like an actual transcript of human speech, but should contribute to the illusion of a real person speaking. A character is a tool of the story, not a narrative, but we're trying to maintain the illusion that they are a person. Worldbuilding should exist to serve the story, not to be a perfect simulacrum of how every aspect of nature/society etc. would actually play out for real. But there should be the illusion that it could be real, that organizations and systems would operate in such a way, that people might behave in such a way.

in conclusion: "Is this realistic?" <<wrong question. "Does this serve the illusion or disrupt it?" <<now we're talking

tim-official

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

tim-official

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

bobcat-pie

hollowedskin

kittybroker

Squiggles the strange sitter! Sniffing around the market to see what he’s worth!

Squiggles the strange sniffer sneakily sliding onto the market for the stupendous price of only $25.95!

sherwind

they're silencing my bug

grapefruitpeelz

ID: a flash photo of a Shedinja (the Shed/Cicada Pokemon) plushie seated on a beige seat. Due to the angle and size of the seat, it appears very small. Above the image is a tumblr banner that reads, "We reviewed your post and determined it needed a Content Label." end id

ghsot

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

ghsot

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

itriedonce

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

ghsot

oh my god youre right.

reactionimagesdaily

knightwithahundredkings

Went to an Oedipus Rex adaption today and my friends were debating whether the Oedipus/Jocasta age gap was problematic. Like guys…I think their relationship has bigger issues

homeiswhere-thephobicis

powerbottombrucespringsteen

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

anistarrose

i love when pokemon strategies sound like ship names for the pokemon involved, like mausape. annihilape has entered a polyamorous relationship with the maushold parents

anistarrose

does maushold using beat up on their loving consenting annihilape partner to stack boosts for a rage fist sweep qualify as bdsm,,,

anistarrose

yeah i'm into

Beat Up

Defiant (Ability)

Sweep with Rage Fist

Maushold

xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx

very telling that even if you’re not allowed to view content related to self harm/suicide/eating disorders due to not giving up your ID on the uk internet you will still be shown relentless ads for weight loss drugs and fad diets showing unrealistic/AI generated bodies and unhealthy methods and time frames for weight loss that can only be achieved by starvation. oh and also so so many gambling ads. relentless ads for gacha and gambling services. almost like it’s not actually about protecting kids at all or something

apolladay

What do you prefer your house thermostat set at, in degrees Celcius?

64 or lower

65-67

68-69

70-72

73 or higher

No preference

What do you prefer your house thermostat set at, in degrees Celcius?

64 or lower

65-67

68-69

70-72

73 or higher

No preference

Voting ended onJun 2

bbboar

Anon you fucked up so bad

sophiemars

From the notes

everythingfox

Fluffy boy

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memegetter

happy pride month.

in new zealand, our evil government are trying to legislate definitions of women and men, in ways that are legally incoherent but clearly trying to pave the way for more horrifically transphobic legislation. we have an election in a few months but our main opposition party, and all our mainstream news media, are so spineless and cooked that there's a good chance the ghouls will win reelection.

it took 2 whole months for local terf group 'speak up for women' to get 2,000 signatures on the petition that led to this new bill in our parliament.

it's taken five days for this pro-trans 'they don't speak for us' petition to get 17,000 signatures.

this is a show of support that is really heartening for a lot of trans people in our corner of the world.

cis/ish women, if you're from here but haven't signed yet, please do. and if you're not from here and you know any new zealanders, could you send them this petition? a full fifth of our population lives overseas, and there's a good chance they don't follow the news.

LINK