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What do you see through the broken mirror

YO I WAS JUST READING A THREAD ABOUT THIS PERSON WHO TRIED TO TRACK DOWN THE ORIGINAL IMAGE OF HEROBRINE AND COULDN'T FIND IT, BUT HE FOUND SOMETHING ELSE

HEROBRINE WAS FORMERLY FEMALE?????

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Diversity win! The creepypasta haunting your Minecraft world is trans!

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happy pride month

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On earth most animals aim to be symmetrical and so have an even amount of limbs. Reading that Rocky had five left me puzzled, obviously he's an alien, but was there precedent in nature for such a phenomenon? What was the point of five rather than 4 or 6? ...Then, I looked at my own hands and felt silly. Still, that connection made me happy.

#there’s also radial symmetry like starfish but he’s still not symmetrical

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Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

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he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

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#guy doing the sex is supposed to turn to the cuck and go #and NOW I play my dick and balls in the attack position that activates my trap card clit buster fingers #HUHHH but that card is so rare rumor has it that trap card is only given to those with insane skill

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Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

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being anti-divorce is so fucking bonkers to me like yeah i think you're morally obligated to stay with some shithead who you hate forever. this is a normal and healthy thing to believe. let's have kids together and force them to grow up being raised by two people who hate each other. yeah this might fuck them up mentally during the most formative years of their life but it's the morally righteous thing to do. if there's one thing god loves it's traumatized children. i'm getting into heaven for sure